Darkness: "I would like to join your p...party please!"
...
[Y/N]: "uh? I don't th-"
Suddenly darkness grabs a hold of my arm and grabs on tight.
Darkness: "Tell me about the women in your party!"
[Y/N]: "Ack!"
Darkness: "Why are they all slimy? What sort of horrors befell those two!?"
Kazuma then speaks in a awkward voice
Kazuma: "oh! They uh... They just got swallowed by a couple of toads."
Why is she still holding my arm?
Darkness: "What!? Only if I were their!"
Gulp* what's up with this chick?
Darkness: "Ah! I mean as a knight, I can't stand by and let some young ladies be defiled by some creature!"
Red flag! She's giving me this weird vibe and ontop of that she's giving me the crazy eye!
Kazuma then whispers in my ear
Kazuma: "I think she's like aqua and megumin! Hopeless with a capital H!"
In all honesty I think he's right.
I then say to darkness
[Y/N]: "I uh, don't recommend joining us, one of our members isn't all that helpful and the other can only use magic once a day."
I then point behind me
[Y/N]: "and he has no skills!"
Kazuma: "hey!"
[Y/N]: "I hate to say this but our party isn't that great!"
As much as I hate to admit I was right.
Darkness then grabs my hand really hard
[Y/N]: "argh!"
Darkness: "that's exactly what I'm looking for!"
Does she even realize that she's hurting me!?
Darkness then let's go of my hand.
Darkness: "in all honesty, I have a slight confession to make."
Oh no...
Darkness: "although I am confident in my defensive abilities, I am quite clumsy. In fact none of my attacks hit their mark."
Welp, their you have it... Kazuma was right
Suddenly darkness gets close to me and says...
Darkness: "that said! I will not hesitate to charge the frontline! You can use me as a shield!"
Woah! Too close!
Even though I wasn't a shut-in or anything I wasn't trained for this kind of close up action!
She's practically kissing me! Okay maybe that's not true but, her gold hair is literally brushing my cheek!
She's way too close! My heart is pounding! she's just too damn hot!
Ah! What am I saying I need to calm down!
I then push darkness back with my right hand and then look down at the table.
[Y/N]: "sorry, but I could never use a woman as a shield."
Darkness: "I wouldn't mind that!"
[Y/N]: "yeah well, we get eaten by monsters in almost every battle"
YOU ARE READING
Konosuba X Male Reader (Harem)
FantasyYour name is [L/N] [Y/N] you were a active person back on earth. One day your friend; kazuma (who is a shut in), told you to go buy some snacks. On the way back, you saved a girl from being runned over by a car. You're life was taken and now you mu...
