It's the day after the cabbage quest, me and kazuma are sitting at a table at the guild talking about a new skill we both aquired...
Kazuma: "Create water!"
Wooosh!
A stream Of water bursts out of kazumas palm into a glass cup.
[Y/N]: "Nice!"
Kazuma picks up the glass of water and drinks it...
Kazuma: *Gulp* "ah... Not bad for a basic skill huh?"
[Y/N]: "You got that right! This skill will be useful on long quests."
Suddenly darkness enters the guild hall and walks towards us and says:
Darkness: "Hey guys! I got my amor fixed with the money I got from the cabbage quest! Does it not look brilliant? What do you think?"
Kazuma: "Eh... It looks like the kind of junk a spoiled ass son of an aristocrat would wear."
Darkness: "oh, honestly! Would it hurt you to pay a lady a complement every now and then?"
[Y/N]: "kazuma does have a point though. It looks like you get spoiled almost every single damn day."
Darkness: "Oh your so rough! You never show me any mercy!"
Kazuma: "can you not? This other weirdo is distracting me."
Kazuma looks to his left where megumin is standing; she's rubbing herself all over her magic staff while making erotic sounds...
[Y/N]: "Everywhere I look theirs always something weird happening"
Kazuma: "if no one stops her she's gonna out perv you!" *Points at darkness*
Megumin: "I love you manatite staff with your throbbing magical power! mmmh!"
[Y/N]: "it's getting worse by the second!"
Suddenly aqua yells from across the guild...
Aqua: "That's all!? What are you trying to pull here? I caught a ton of cabbages and that's all your offering!?"
Aqua seems to be in a altercation with luna and holds her by the collar of her shirt
Luna: "Well actually, I checked your haul and most of it is actually lettuce!"
Aqua: "why is their lettuce mixed in with my cabbages?"
Darkness then looks towards us and says
Darkness: "it's true. Lettuce does have a lower demption value."
Kazuma: "I guess you learn something new every day"
[Y/N] "The more you know"
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Aqua then let's go of luna and grunts while walking towards us...
Kazuma then says in a sarcastic voice:
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Konosuba X Male Reader (Harem)
FantasiaYour name is [L/N] [Y/N] you were a active person back on earth. One day your friend; kazuma (who is a shut in), told you to go buy some snacks. On the way back, you saved a girl from being runned over by a car. You're life was taken and now you mu...
