1.
priest: taeyeon, do you take tiffany as your lawfully wedded wife?
taeyeon: i scooby dooby do!
tiffany:
tiffany: i want a divorce
2.
tiffany: my shoulder is hurting
taeyeon: don't worry, i'll kiss it better
tiffany [blushing]: you know, suddenly my lips hurt too
3.
sunny: fany, where's taeyeon?
tiffany: we just stepped out of the shower. she'll be down in a minute
sunny: okay, we'll- did you just say 'we'?
tiffany: i... i s-said 'she'.
4.
taeyeon: yul, i'm really nervous about this date with fany
yuri: it's fine, just treat her like you'd treat your mom
[later]
taeyeon: tiffany, can i have $50?
5.
taeyeon: [gasps]
tiffany: what is it?
taeyeon: is... is soy milk just milk introducing itself in spanish?
tiffany [under her breath]: ...what the fuck?
6.
taeyeon: [yawns]
tiffany: yeah, being pretty must be tiring
taeyeon: then you must be exhausted
tiffany: [blushes furiously]
7.
tiffany: my hands are cold...
taeyeon [holds her hands]: there you go
tiffany:
tiffany: suddenly, my lips are cold too...
8.
taeyeon: i would like to propose-
tiffany: [gasps]
taeyeon: -an idea.
tiffany: oh.
9.
taeyeon: i've never had a real friend before
tiffany: i can be your friend
taeyeon:
taeyeon: i've also never had a real girlfriend before
tiffany:
10.
taeyeon: [walking around still disappointed 4 hours after leaving the aquarium]
tiffany: babe, what did you think a tiger-shark was?
11.
sunny: i saw you walking home with taeyeon yesterday.
tiffany: of course, we're friends.
sunny: you were holding her hand
tiffany: we were crossing the street!!
12.
tiffany [to taeyeon]: you have to stop doing this, or i swear to god i'm gonna fall in love with you
13.
tiffany [flirting]: you have beautiful eyes.
taeyeon: thanks, i need them to see
14.
taeyeon: why can't you just admit it when you've made a mistake?
tiffany [stirring coffee]: i prefer it with salt
15.
taeyeon: hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
tiffany: i climbed out of hell
taeyeon: oh, is that why you're so hot?
tiffany [chokes]: sTOP
16.
[skipping stones on lake]
tiffany: it's such a beautiful evening
taeyeon [whispering]: take that you fucking lake
17.
tiffany: [accidentally bumps into a door]
taeyeon: are you okay?!!?!?
tiffany: i-i'm fine
taeyeon [to the door]: you stand in fany's way one more time, i'll reduce you to scrap wood
18.
jessica: have you seen how hot taeyeon is?
tiffany: [glares]
jessica: because i... have not.
19.
taeyeon: are you thinking what i'm thinking?
yuri: yes
taeyeon: you were thinking about kissing fany?
yuri: wait no-
20.
[taeyeon ready to propose to tiffany]
taeyeon [pulling out engagement ring]: fany, i need to ask you som-
tiffany [takes some of taeyeon's fries]: yeah?
taeyeon: [quietly puts ring back into pocket]
taeyeon [serious tone]: don't fuck with my fries, fany
