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221.
hyoyeon: am i in trouble?

sunny: guess.

hyoyeon: no?

sunny: have another guess.


222.
[girls for rest; taeyeon on the trapeze]

taeyeon:  I'M GONNA JUMP

sunny: TAEYEON NO

yuri: DO A FLIP


223.
sooyoung: once i finished 50 ways to mess with your friend in Minecraft, it's over for you bitch

taeyeon: no it isn't. i already memorized that video. i'm an expert


224.
seohyun: you don't need a license to fly a hot air balloon

hyoyeon: even if i did need one, who's gonna stop me? balloon cops?


225.
taeyeon: so apparently sleeping doesn't make your problems go away

taeyeon: i woke up and everything still sucked

taeyeon: shocked and upset


226.
yoona: i know you're not used to this, but how about you just chill and go with it

jessica: great advice, but impossible to follow


227.
sooyoung: are you trying to use my ego against me?

yuri: i thought that would work

sooyoung: no, it worked. i'll do it


228.
tiffany: hyo, i told you this morning, no swords at the dinner table

hyoyeon: you said breakfast table

tiffany: it's the same table


229.
sooyoung [to jessica]: in all due respect––which is to say NONE––


230.
tiffany: i like girls and guys, and i like to eat fries

taeyeon: i'm gay and and i slay all day

jessica: i like girls and i wear pearls

hyoyeon: I'M BI AND I WANNA DIE

everyone: nO


231.
taeyeon: people always ask how i manage the girls

taeyeon: the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever

taeyeon: this morning, hyoyeon called me, and when i showed up, sooyoung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun while yuri and yoona tripped me


232.
tiffany: did you know kissing reduces stress and anxiety?

jessica: ...and?

tiffany: you look stressed...


234.
hyoyeon: hey

jessica: why are you here?

hyoyeon: sooyoung texted me and said yuri got hurt, so i brought a watermelon

sunny: why?

hyoyeon: well, yuri loves watermelons


235.
[sunny's funeral]

sooyoung: can i have a moment alone with her...

everyone: sure

sooyoung: ok listen, i know you're not really dead

sunny [opens eyes]: yeah no shit, come dig me up around midnight

sooyoung: we're gonna run away?

sunny: yeah

sooyoung: sweet


236.
hyoyeon: there's only one way to decide! let's do rock paper scissors

seohyun: [scissors]

hyoyeon: [rock]

seohyun: oh no i lost :(

hyoyeon:

seohyun: :(((

hyoyeon: no no! you won! this rock is soft!


237.
yuri: hello i'm black pearl; yuri for short

hyoyeon: hi i'm the dancing queen; hyoyeon for short

taeyeon: hi i'm kid leader taeyeon... just short...


238.
taeyeon: what motivates you?

jessica: an unhealthy mix of spite, pettiness, pure relentless rage, and of course your beautiful face

taeyeon: what

jessica: what


239.
sooyoung: oh no

seohyun: what's wrong with you?

taeyeon: do you want the list?


240.
yuri: skeletons are a weird costume because you already have one of those in your body

yoona: dude...

yuri: you're like a bone oreo with skin frosting

yoona: DUDE

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