1.
yoona: guys it's dark, i'm scared
taeyeon: it's ok, i totally got this
taeyeon: [stomps]
[sneakers light up]
2.
jessica: look, let's just agree to say sorry on the count of three
jessica: 1...
hyoyeon: 2...
jessica and hyoyeon: 3!
hyoyeon:
jessica:
jessica: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us
3.
yuri: dude, your mood ring's broken
hyoyeon: no it isn't
hyoyeon: i'm always angry around you
4.
sooyoung: [screams]
jessica: [screams louder to establish dominance]
seohyun: ...should we do something?
yoona: no. i want to see who wins this
5.
yuri: my brain is like an internet browser.
tiffany: explain.
yuri: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and i don't know where the music is coming from.
6.
tiffany: nobody wants lettuce to be their last meal. mine for example [pulls handfuls of candy from her pockets] is gonna be sour straws.
jessica: you just... keep those in your pockets?
tiffany: we face death every day.
7.
sooyoung: [throws a lamp at taeyeon]
taeyeon: what the hell?!
sooyoung: lighten the fuck up
8.
manager: so as i was saying- taeyeon, what are you doing?
taeyeon: [playing Pokemon] important research.
9.
tiffany: yuri would throw herself in front of a moving car for you
jessica: yuri would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun
10.
sunny: and if you see yoona, give her this message
sunny: [stares blankly]
sunny: she'll know what it means
[later]
tiffany: oh, sunny told me to give you this message
tiffany: [stares blankly]
yoona: oh no. the neutral face of displeasure
11.
jessica: why do you have so be so tall, god damnit
yuri: would you prefer me on one knee?
jessica: what
yuri: what
12.
sooyoung: yoona, you passed out, do you remember anything?
yoona: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
yuri: there was no ambulance, i drove you
yoona: but i heard a siren??
taeyeon: that was tiffany
tiffany: I WAS WORRIED
13.
jessica: i'm having salad for dinner
jessica: well, fruit salad
jessica: it's mostly grapes
jessica: okay, it's all grapes
jessica: fermented grapes
jessica:
jessica: it's wine
jessica: i'm having wine for dinner
14.
taeyeon: of course i care about all my friends equally!
sooyoung: we were attacked when you were away
taeyeon: omg is fany okay?!
15.
tiffany: i really like eminem
taeyeon: i prefer skittles
tiffany: i mean the rapper not the candy
taeyeon: why would you eat the wrapper?
tiffany:
16.
jessica: i prevented a murder today
hyoyeon: that's amazing! how?
jessica: self control
17.
jessica: tiffany can't be good at everything. maybe she's a bad kisser?
taeyeon: no she's good at that too
jessica: ...how the fuck did you know that
18.
taeyeon: i've been eating peanut m&m's
taeyeon: so if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts, i can get my revenge
seohyun: that sentence started out so normal...
19.
sooyoung: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
taeyeon: i'm a knife
yoona: she's a little spoon
20.
taeyeon: bro
yuri: yes bro?
taeyeon: are you french bro?
yuri: bro you know im korea-
taeyeon: 'cause eiffel for you [winks]
yuri: bro.......
