clinically I am never wrong therefore what i'm saying is the truth --someone who's been watching anime since 2008 and has watched DB(Z, Kai, etc.)
-Phineas and Ferb, specifically ferb. phineas is ferb's impulse control so he'd ensure that goku doesn't die, but the pissbaby with the black spikes wouldn't see or hear ferb coming. Perry the platypus would also desecrate that good-for-nothing father man.
-Juuzou Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul. not only does my ult anime character have zero qualms about killing a motherfucker that isn't a member of the Quinx or Shinohara, he's also slightly unhinged. Juuzou was tortured, what's goku gonna do, castrate him again?
-The Original Bob The Builder. uri bob can fix anything, that hammer knows no bounds, therefore he can fix and also break that fragile little ego of gokus.
-the Handy Manny tools, specifically Felipe. Felipe might have head issues, but he could absolutely NERF goku and his weak ass.
-TXT. the power of friendship, furries and height would amass and crush his entire body and then they'd dance to Can't You See Me over his dead body. HyuKa alone would hurt his ego knowing that he exists.
-The fanboy who always screams at his biases saying "(insert) YOU'RE SO HANDSOME TODAY!" the same one who spooked han when he yelled "HAN JISUNG!", yeah, him.
-Takumi Usui from Maid Sama, he's perfect. and by right, also Misaki since she's 100% more badass than Usui.
-Byeongkwan and Wow from A.C.E. the rest of A.C.E. as well, but specifically byeongkwan and wow. Wow's legs alone would sink goku into them sandy ass places he be in less than a minutes and byeongkwan's raw power as man to emulate would rip the rest of goku's small sliver of manliness to shreds.
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Randome, but he's ranting and screaming into the void - includes all my tags - me being a chaotic trixic - hahahah screaming - strong language