FNAF Kids

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Bryan: I made tea!

Henry: oh thank you, but I don't want tea.

Bryan: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea!

Henry: then why did you tell me?

Bryan: it's a conversation starter.

Henry: it's a horrible conversation starter.

Bryan: oh really? What is it we're having right now?

Henry: a conversation.

Bryan: see? Checkmate!

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[In this, Bryan got injured during a performance]

Charlotte: wait, Gizzy did what?

Dad: I wouldn't let him see Bryan because he was still resting because of this afternoon. I told him that unless he was injured he couldn't stay unless he was injured.

Dad: so he punched himself in the face and told me he was injured.

Henry: well, you have to admire his dedication.

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Jon: I scared them, didn't I?

Kay: they're terrified of you.

Jon: That makes me so happy!

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Gizzy: we're gonna play you a song.

Jon: it's called "our life so far".

Jon: *bangs a cymbal*

Gizzy: *screans*

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Kay: *opening a Capri Sun* guess I'll just drink my sorrows away

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Kay: okay, can we stop using the term butthurt? We're not 3 anymore.

Jon: you sound fannytroubled.

Bryan: a little bootybothered if you ask me.

Gizzy: someone's having a tushytantrum.

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