Mashup!

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(A mashup of all the incorrect quote subjects in this book!)

[on the top of each quote, there will be the subject in bold]

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Mob Hybrids

Eden: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Pat*per-hybrid*: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Eden: absolutely not.

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Mob Hybrids 

Pat*pre-hybrid*: "you're the second worst thing to happen to those orphans", what does that even mean?

Eden: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Pat: but what was the first worst thing?

*awkward pause*

Eden: Pat, they... they weren't always orphans.

Pat: ...

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Fairy Tail Origins 

Mario: YEAH?! Well I still have your hoodie!

David: I STILL HAVE YOUR VIRGINITY!

Ritchie: *internal screaming*

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SCP

Bryan: wait, did you just flirt with me?

Mario: have been for a while now, but thanks for noticing.

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Fnaf Kids

Dad: this... is a bucket.

Bryan: dear god...

Dad: there's more.

Jon: no...

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Fnaf 6/7

Bryan: date a boy who forgives you for your past.

T Bonnie: date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge.

Lefty: date a boy who was your accomplice in your Cracker Barrel arson charge.

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Origins of Olympus S2

Jyles: I should have Xylo kill you for that.

Xylo: I will not kill a person for you.

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Origins of Peace

Mario: do you realize we never stop tasting our tongues?

Xylo: how about I taste yours for a change?

Kay: ...

Pat: ho,y sh*t, that was smooth!

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Supernatural Origins

Jackson: *walks in kitchen* oh, I didn't know you knew how to cook!

Xylo: oh trust me, I can't. *sets food on fire*

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Fairy Tail Origins 

Davis: what were you thinking?!

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