TO: The Smash Bros. Fighters
FROM: GlichytheHedgehog
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QUESTION
Who do you guys have a crush on?
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ANSWER
Peach: (giggles) I know who Samus has a crush on.
Samus: What are you talking about? I don't have feelings for anyone.
Peach: Well, what about those guys the fans ship you with?
Samus: Well, Captain Falcon can sometimes be a bit of a klutz, Snake's an asshole, and Little Mac and I are just friends... And besides, it looks like he's younger than me!
Peach: Oh.
Bowser: (chuckles) And everyone knows that I have a thing for Peach.
Ganondorf: Yeah, but she's always with that fat plumber, you know.
Bowser: (pouting) You just had to bring that that up, didn't you?
Wolf: I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, falling in love can be very overrated.
Bowser: (points at the door) Hey, is that Isabelle over there?
Wolf: (gets up from his chair) Where!? (wags his tail)
[Bowser and Ganondorf were snickering.]
Wolf: (annoyingly sits down) Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Super Smash Bros. - Questions & Answers
RandomDate of Creation: March 10, 2019 "Here, you can ask the Smash fighters questions, or you can dare them to do anything you want them to do." ARCS The Five Buttons - 3/3 (QA #35 - DARE #28) This book is also fan-made and not affiliated with Nintendo. ...
