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Sherlock: John
John: Yes?
Sherlock: I miss you
John: I'm right across from you! Why are you texting me?
Sherlock: Because speaking is too hard and I miss you
John: I'm right in front of you idiot! Whats your deal?
Sherlock: I didn't make a deal
John: It's an expression, Sherlock.
Sherlock: Oh. Why are you so far away?
John: I'm really not
Sherlock: Yes you are and I can't reach you!
*John gets up, walks over, and sits on Sherlock's lap still texting*
John: Better?
Sherlock: Much
*kiss*
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Sherlock: We need bananas
John: Why do we need bananas exactly?
Sherlock: Because bananas are good. Duh
John: You've become such a geek. Would you like a bowtie as well?
Sherlock: Maybe
John: I was joking. I'll get some bananas on my way home. I'll grab some more milk too.
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John: What the hell are you doing at 3 in the bloody morning?!
Sherlock: Stuff
John: Don't make me get up. I'm too sleepy
Sherlock: I just exploded another banana... and a pineapple.
John: What the hell?! why are you blowing up fruits at 3 in the morning?! And where did you get a pineapple?!
Sherlock: Calm down John. It's not that bad
John: Oh really
Sherlock: There's just pineapple and banana all over the wall...
John: I'll get the mop... again
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Sherlock: John! I need your help!
John: What is it? Whats wrong?!
Sherlock: I can't find my purple shirt!!!
John: I was honestly scared and you're going on about a shirt?
Sherlock: It's my purple shirt though
John: Wear a different one
Sherlock: But I want to wear my purple one!
John: Did you check the laundry basket?
*no reply*
Sherlock: Thank you!
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John: What are you doing?
Sherlock: Nothing. Why do you ask?
John: Because you're being quiet
Sherlock: So?
John: You're always doing something you're not suppose to when you get quiet
Sherlock: Im not a toddler John. I'm just on the laptop
John: Doing what?
Sherlock: Typing on your blog. And save!
John: Sherlock!!! I'm going to kill you!
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John: Why is there a cat in our flat?
Sherlock: I got him for us
John: From where?
Sherlock: I found him. I liked him. I brought him home
John: Do you really think we need a cat?
Sherlock: Yes, yes I do
John: Ok then. Have you have it a name?
Sherlock: I started to call him Hedgehog
John: Why the hell would you name a cat Hedgehog?
Sherlock: Because I want to
John: Alrighty then. Hedgehog it is
Sherlock: So we can keep him!?
John: I guess so
Sherlock: Yay!
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Sherlock: Merry Easter!
John: What?
Sherlock: Merry Easter! Duh
John: Okay?
Sherlock: I love you my Merry Easter Sweetheart
John: I love you too. Even if you are completely mad
YOU ARE READING
Johnlock Oneshots! (Request are Closed!!!)
FanfictionThis is a collection of oneshots/drabbles that I have written over time. I will add oneshots as I think of ideas. Enjoy these and tell me if you have a prompt for me. Disclaimer: I do not own BBC Sherlock or the characters. Duh. Most the fanart isn...
