AN: Okay two things...
I'm so very sorry for not updating for a bit. Please forgive me.
Also, I'm probably just gonna throw some Johnlock Text stories in every now and then. On with the story!
John: Sherlock, where's my favorite pair of shoes? I can't find them anywhere.
Sherlock: Umm... about that...
John: Sherlock! What did you do with my shoes!?
Sherlock: I needed them for something and they... umm... kinda got completely demolished.
John: What the hell did you need my shoes for!?
Sherlock: ... Science, John.
John: Sherlock, I bloody hate you!
Sherlock: Then why do you shower me in constant "I love you"s?
John: ...
John: Jesus christ! I don't know why anymore.
Sherlock: So you don't love me anymore?!
John: Yes, of course I love you but you are so complicated.
Sherlock: Ha! I knew you loved me!
John: Ya ya whatever.
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Sherlock: John, I need you for something.
*no response*
Sherlock: Jawn! Come here!
John: Sorry, I was doing something what do you need?
Sherlock: I need something from you. Something very important.
John: What do you want from me?!
Sherlock: I need a kiss.
John: Good god, you are such an idiot. I'm busy at the moment so I'll give you one when I get back.
Sherlock: But I need one now!
*no response*
Sherlock: JAWN!
John: Hold on!
Sherlock: I want my kiss!
John: Fine I'm on my way back. Happy?
Sherlock: Very
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John: Sherlock, I love you.
Sherlock: I love you too. Why did you feel the need to tell me that at this very moment?
John: I just did.
Sherlock: Thats always your response.
John: I tell you because it's true! I feel like I need to tell you all the time.
Sherlock: And you do.
John: Yes I do.
Sherlock: Well maybe I need to tell you more often as well. I love you, John.
John: Thank you, Sherlock. I love you too.
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John: What the hell was that?!
Sherlock: A banana.
John: A banana?!
Sherlock: Yes that is exactly what I typed.
John: What did you do? Set it on fire?!
Sherlock: If I set it on fire it wouldn't have exploded completely. I was experimenting with it and I made a slight mess.
John: Slight?
Sherlock: There's banana all over the kitchen.
John: Thats what I thought. Do you need help cleaning it up?
Sherlock: ... Yes.
John: Alright, here I come.
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Yay!!! I did quite a few conversations for you so tell me what you thought!
Also tell me in the comments if you have any request!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Johnlock Oneshots! (Request are Closed!!!)
FanfictionThis is a collection of oneshots/drabbles that I have written over time. I will add oneshots as I think of ideas. Enjoy these and tell me if you have a prompt for me. Disclaimer: I do not own BBC Sherlock or the characters. Duh. Most the fanart isn...
