The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

It only counts if you call it

Washington: you are really an odd group of people.

Sun: that's an understatement.

Washington: command I have found a few blue team members with extensive experience with omega.

Church; did he just say omega?

Caboose nodded

Caboose; yes, and some other words too.

*good job agent Washington, please stand by for orders*

A blur steps from the shadows, walking by and listening in. Caboose seems to catch it, but dismisses it.

Roman: it's back. The meta is watching them.

Ruby shivered a bit

Ruby: creepy.

*now that you've reassembled the blues you should head to outpost 17-b, gather some information based on what they know*

The blur keeps moving, getting closer as to hear the call from command better.

Weiss: 17-b, wasent that the place where all those people were massacred?

View nodded

Weiss: why would they want to go back?

The call from command continued

*we need you to stop the meta at all costs, this is a level 1 directive, good luck wash*

The call ended as Washington turned back to the blues

Opzin: so they know of the meta, and are trying to stop it. Maybe they aren't so bad, but more misguided?

Washington: alright, let's get going?

Church: let's get going? At what point in this conversation did you think we were all buddy's, I'm not going with you.

Caboose: yeah! Your not in our buddy club!

Church: shut up caboose.

Yang; dam, Jaune is pretty mean to caboose.

Blake; he obviously hates him. But caboose is too dumb to notice.

Church: and what did I tell you about that armor?

Caboose: you told me to upgrade!

Church; this is mark-6 armor that's  Mark-5, this is a upgrade!

Caboose; in a top ten list, 5 is better then 6!

Church: we're not a top ten list!

Ironwood face Palmed

Ironwood: this is chaos

Washington: how do you guys ever get anything done if all you do is argue!

Church: we don't! That's part of our charm, quit fucking it up!

Washington: listen, I know your all rapped up in your Red vs Blue battles-

Caboose: Blue vs red battles, it sounds stupid when you say it wrong.

Qrow: Blue vs red just sounds, wrong. And I have no idea why.

Washington; this is a real military operation! Not your fake simulation stuff. Something is hunting our top agents and I need all the help I can get to stop it!

Church laughed

Church: stop it? If it's killing freelancers I want to build it a fan club, make it a website!

Ren: he really hates freelancers, I really wonder why?

Washington: and now that the ship from your canyon has crashed, we think it's more powerful then ever.

Church's interest seemed to peak

Church: wait, you found texes ship? Where?

Washington smiled

Washington; come with me and I'll show you.

Sun: so Jaune only cares about this Tex person?

View: yes, I guess you could say that.

Church: ok, we'll go with you.

As the group walked away, caboose spoke up

Caboose: Yes! This is going to be the greatest road trip ever!

Church: If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all three of us.

Caboose: fine, I'll be super depressed about how super awesome this will be!

But, the camera stays on the base, as the meta un-cloaks and takes a strange device out. It seems to take Washington's messages from command and send it to someone else, with the name "robot nuts" with that Meta closes the device, but stops when someone else also emerges from the shadows.

Roman: Jesus! How many people are in the shadows here?

This person is in Pink and green armor, as a bright green AI emerges from behind her.

Delta: are you sure this is a good idea agent South Dakota?

The newly named agent South Dakota speaks to the ai

South: as long as we keep our distance, we'll be fine.

Meta loads his bruteshot, ready to take another AI.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN