[14704] "Babyface"
Los Angeles
August 24, 2018
Recording in 3, 2, 1
Sir, before we begin I need you to describe a fellow member of your group. It will confirm that you are aware of your past and can fully recall, with accuracy, what happened.
Is this an interrogation? That's a little fancy don't you think? I'm a little nervous.
Sir, you have no reason to be nervous.
Maybe if we were alone, just the two of us? I might not be so nervous.
Sir, we ask that you be professional.
You don't need to bother with the 'sir'. Unless you like that?
I think that's enough for today. We will speak again tomorrow morning.
I can't wait.
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[14704] "Babyface"
Los Angeles
August 24, 2018
Unpause in 3, 2, 1
Sir, will you be any more helpful today?
Probably not.
Well we are going to start with some questions. Would you mind explaining to us what a member of your group looks like?
Fine. Who?
He goes by Gremlin. We believe his name is Seb.
Eyyyyyy! That's my snake boy. He's kinda short, he's got this really curly brown hair that he never seems to brush and he has a fork tongue and snake eyes. He looks exactly how you would imagine pure chaos to look.
That's pretty accurate. Alright sir, now we will commence with the official interview.
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The Degenerate Mafia
FanfictionCrime, chaos, and cocaine- I mean-- cool aid. Definitely cool aid. Besides the point. Who's this bitch? They seem... unique. TW: Swearing, Violence, Gore, Drugs, Murder, many other felonies, and a shit ton of alcohol.
