The Unusual Sock Puppet Show Scripts

4. Unity Announces Her New Book, WARNING: Unfriendly Sock Puppet! (Rated PG)

SYNOPSIS: Unity Galaxia takes advantage of the RTG Sock Puppet episode to announce that she will be releasing a new book under the LEGITAMATE publication of Running The Galaxies. The only problem is that the alien twins Zip and Zap want to come on to say hello and Running has to step in to ease her temper.

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Unity: Aww, look at me. I am back for another episode. *giggles* I love having this bow in my hair Look at my long hair. *hums* Yay! I am ready, baby! I am ready for the camera-- *sees green alien Zip pop up in screen next to her* Who the heck are you?

Zip: My name is Zip.

Unity: Well, your voice is really annoying.  Will you stop it?

Zip: Okay.

Unity: What are you doing here? You're in my shot.

Zip: Hello. I've come to take over Earth.

Unity: Get out of here. *pushes him away* Hello, so my name is Unity and I--

Zip: *comes on camera again* Hello, I am Zip.

Unity: I told you to get out of here!

Zip: Nooo.

Unity: *sighs* Fine, fine. You can stay, but I'm the lead star and you're just a back up, so BACK UP! *pushes him back and stands in front* Anyways, sorry about that, folks. My name is Unity and--

Zip: *comes up* I'm Zip. 

Unity *sighs with frustration* All right turn off this camera.

SCENE CHANGE

Unity: *stands in the middle of the camera* All right. *clears throat* It's me again. It's Unity. *glances left and right before talking again* And I don't see anyone here ready to interrupt me. It must be perfect. *glances back and for again briefly* Yup, the coast is clear. Hello, everyone. So, what I want to do in this show is tell you all about myself. I am ready to write books. there's going to be a book that is going to come out. I am so excited to tell you.*sees another green alien come in screen, but it is the twin named Zap* Oh, great, the alien is back. *scoffs* 

Zap: Everybody, it's time to flee. This is an alien invasion. 

Unity: Oh, great, now who are you?

Zap: My name is Zap.

Unity: Well, ZAP, your voice is annoying, just like Zip's. Now go grab your twinsie and get out of here.

Zap: This is an alien invasion.

Unity: Now, this is an invasion of Unity Galaxia. Get out! *pushes him away, then looks at camera* Sorry about that, folks. As I was saying, I have a new book that is going to come out.  

Zap: *peeks into camera view* Alien invasion!

Unity: *fights off Zap as she rambles*

SCENE CUT

Please Stand By. Unity's throwing a massive fit. She needs to cool off before coming back to the camera or we will regret it. Running is leading her in SOS meditation as we speak. Thank you kindly for your patience.

SCENE CHANGE

Running and Unity: *stand in front of the camera*

Unity: Well, it looks like we're back again, huh, Running?

Running: Yeah, we are.

Unity: Gee, you weren't this energic whenever you were talking to Elliot.

Running: Well, that's because...

Unity: Because what?

Running: Because Elliot doesn't scare me.

Unity: Oh *scoff*! You need to tell the Internet that you're exaggerating. I don't abuse you. I just always do mean things to you and tell you really bad things about yourself.

Running: Okay. *makes a side look*

Unity: Well? What do we have for the people today?

Running: Um... I don't think Unity abuses me that much.

Unity: Yeah, okay, mm-hmm. Very convincing. Very, very convincing for sure. 

Running: Okay. Um. Unity's going to come out with a new book.

Unity: *gasps* Yes! I couldn't talk about that because of those stupid aliens. Who do they think they are?

Running: From another planet?

Unity: That doesn't give them the right to steal my spotlight! You need to kick them out of this show.

Running: I don't want to do that. I like aliens. 

Unity: Oh, boy. Wait until we're off camera and we go backstage. I am really gonna ruffle you up. 

Running: Aren't you being a little harsh?

Unity: No, because everyone knows I'm not really going to do it. I'm just an extension from your arm. I just say these things. Get-- Don't you get it?  That's what a puppet show is. *sighs* I am too angry to be in front of the camera right now.  *walks away from the camera, bringing Running along with her*

THE END