SYNOPSIS: Running The Galaxies turns on the camera to show off Unity Galaxia to the world. When Unity's had enough screen time, Running refuses to turn it off.
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Unity: *comes close to the camera* Hello.
Running: *pulls her back*
Unity: My name is Unity Galaxia and I am ready for the show. *looks to Running* This is Running The Galaxies. She has no idea how this puppet show really works. *shakes head* Mm-mm. *looks at the camera*
Running: *looks at Unity* What's wrong?
Unity: You're supposed to be hiding so people see that I'm the real star.
Running: Oh.
Unity: Yeah. Why are we on camera?
Running: So we can tell the world about you.
Unity: This is ridiculous.
Running: Maybe.
Unity: Yeah. *looks at Running* You're not a very good ventriloquist.
Running: No... I know.
Unity: No, mm-hm. *looks at the camera* How long does the camera have to be on?
Running: For a few more moments.
Unity: I want to turn it off.
Running: Not yet.
Unity: *looks at Running*
Running: *looks back at Unity" You have glue in your hair.
Unity: And you don't know how to do your make up.
Running: I know.
*BOTH look at the camera*
Running: Is there something you want to tell the people?
Unity: *gets closer to the camera* SUCK MY GIANT NONEXISTENT D--
"PLEASE STAND BY" red sign appears before it cuts back to Running and Unity.
Running: That wasn't very nice.
Unity: That's the problem. We need some entertainment in here. It's ridiculous just standing here and staring at the camera. Can we turn it off now?
Running: No.
Unity: How about now?
Running: No. We need to wait a little longer.
Unity: *sighs* What are we waiting for, Running?
Running: For the people to be entertained.
Unity: Yeah, they can entertain this--
Running *looks at Unity with Unity glancing at her* Shhh. *looks at the camera* What do you really wanna say to the people?
Unity: I already said all I had to say.
Running: Okay.
Unity: Can we turn the camera off now? Can we turn the camera off now? Can we turn the camera off now?
Running: It's not time yet.
Unity: Okay, I'll just a few more seconds.
Running: Okay.
Unity: Can we turn the camera off now?
Running: No.
Unity: *looks at Running angrily with Running looking back at her, then growls viciously and smacks herself into her eye*
Running: *cries out and grabs at her eye*
THE END
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The Unusual Sock Puppet Show Scripts
HumorThis book contains the scripts of the videos that include the character Running (aka Running The Galaxies), who interacts with the puppets on screen. These videos are unique because the scripts have not be pre-planned or pre-rehearsed and are theref...
