I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK 6 MONTHS!
Continuing from last chapter...
Key:
Yelling/emphasising
Reference to past events
Thinking
Talking under breath
Yelling/screaming internally
Bitch Titties' POV
Zalga: How, just... HOW!? How in the absolute hell did that happen? If that weird ass albino wasn't there, I would've enacted my plan that was in testing for centuries. But no! I just had to lose a couple brain cells, get competitively bitch-tossed through a wooden wall AND FLEW IN THE AIR FROM A BOXING GLOVE!
???: why is mum yelling again? Is she on her period?
Zalga: LAZARI NATALIE MOTHER-FUCKING SWAN I CAN READ YOUR MIND YOU ABSOLUTE TROGLODYTE WHORE!
A/N: the definition of a troglodyte is someone that lives underground.
Lazari: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Zalga: you'll understand when your older sweetie.
Lazari: I'm 18!
Zalga: and?
Y/N POV
Y/N: why do I feel like a man has been kicked in the balls?
Benny: probably because they have.
Benny lands Cassies X-RAY in MKXL.
Y/N: okay, that's just a low blow. Boo Cassie! Boo!
Tails: mmm hmm, you should see Benny when it comes Street Fighter.
Y/N: don't tell me, it's an uppercut and downward aerial over and over.
Benny: yep.
Benny has a troll face on.
Tails: wanna play something else?
Y/N: nah, I'm good.
Benny: suit yourself.
Y/N: we're not going on a date.
Tails facepalms while Benny blushes
Benny: I- I wouldn't mind that.
Y/N: son of a cussing cuss word!
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