South Park: The Four Marks Of Hope. A OCs & Soulmate AU. Season 1 (Discontinued)

Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. Part 1

Saya - "Oh he'll do something to his ass alright." I playfully hit Alex's arm and he put his hands up in mock surrender still trying not to laugh. Oh I swear Alex.

Cartman - "I'll put a dollar on Sylvester."

Kyle - "You're on, dude."

Saya/Alex - "Five bucks on Sparky."

Kenny - "(Deal.)"

Sylvester starts after Sparky. Both dogs growl.

Stan - "That's it, Sparky! Kick his ass!"

Sparky lunges after Sylvester and out of view. Aggressive panting can be heard. The boys stand there, shocked.

Cartman - "Heh, he's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass."

Saya - "Told you."

Stan - "Sparky, bad dog!"

Kenny - "(Oh my God, I think they're screwing.)"

Saya/Alex - "That's because they are."

Stan - "What?!" I tried to calm him down, but it doesn't work.

Cartman - "Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay."

Saya/Alex - "Like you are?"

Stan - "What do you mean?"

Cartman - "That dog is a gay homosexual."

looks back to study the situation, then...

Stan - "He's just confused."

Kyle - "I think the other dog's the one that's confused."

Kenny - "(No, check his penis.)"

Saya - "Kenny!" I smacked his arm for that one.

Kenny - "(Heh heh, sorry baby)"

Saya - "Good."

Kyle smiles.

Stan - "Sick, shut up dude."

Sparky pants happily while Sylvester slinks away.

Cartman - "Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo." I back kicked him in the whatever he calls nuts, HARD.

The bus pulls up.

Football Field, sideline before school.

SAYA'S POV:

Chef - "Okay children, I know that you're all extremely excited and nervous and anxious about the homecoming game against Middle Park."

Kyle - "Who's Middle Park?"

Saya - "It's our enemy team we're up against."

Chef - "Exactly Saya."

Cartman - "What's homecoming?" Both me and Alex face palmed at how fucking stupid he is. I fucking swear.

Chef - "But just remember what I taught you. That football is like making love to a reeeeeally beautiful woman. You can't always score, but when you do, it makes all the trying worthwhile." [Silence.] "Now, let's start practice."

Saya - "Well THAT'S disgusting."

Alex - "My thoughts exactly sis." We both looked at each other, and cringed at that. EWW!

Chef blows his whistle, and the kids hit the field. Ouch.

Pip - "Uh, Mr. Chef sir?" Oh dear. Poor kid.

Chef - "Yes Pip, what is it?"

Pip - "Well, I still don't have a helmet." Hang on kid, I got you covered.