Washington is cut off by Miller
Miller: wait, caboose, you want to take caboose? And I don't have to pay you or anything?
Ren looks puzzled
Ren: caboose? What kind of name is caboose?
Nora chuckled
Nora: a great one!
Tai: Miller does not seem very fond of caboose. Wonder why...
View chuckled
View: you'll see
Washington: is that a problem?
Miller laughed, as it echoed around the base
Miller: it must be Christmas morning and no one told me! Here, let me go fetch him for ya.
Miller turns to the lined up blue soldiers
Miller: Joanas! Joanas! Joanas where the hell are ya?
One of the blue soldiers sighed from the back and stepped forward
Jones: Sir, for the millionth time my name is pronounced Jones. Jones!
Another blue soldier spoke up
Blue: Shut it joanas!
Coco chuckled
Coco: oh that poor man, they don't even know his name.
Mercury: how are they stupid enough to not get it when he says his name? Is everyone an idiot in this?
View: yes.
Mercury: wait, yes to the first question or to the second one?
View just repeated himself
View: Yes.
Miller turned to his soldier
Miller: now joanas, I need you to go to the brig and untie caboose. Then bring him out here.
Jones seemed to go stiff with fear
Jones: me? Alone?
Miller: double time joanas!
Jones sighed
Jones: it's pronounced jone- oh whatever.
Tai: why do they keep him in the brig?
Washington: you keep him in the brig?
Miller nodded
Miller: I'm not taking any chances.
Tai jumped up
Tai: yes! Me and my other self are in sink!
Raven: not taking any chances? Is this caboose person a great and terrifying warrior?
A gunshot is heard out, followed by screams
Jones: Ow! Why!
Caboose: be careful!
Miller sighed
Miller: you'll see.
(Picture at top of story is what he looks like)
Caboose walks out to Miller
Caboose: you wanted to see me principal Miller?
Pyyhra: is he a, child?
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
There is a god, his name is Caboose
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