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701. Holy shitsnacks! I'm a service dog, DO NOT PET ME MOTHERFUCKER (Archer)
702. My handler is more confused than Scatter Brain Jane (Archer)
703. Yuuuuup I'm working (Archer)
704. Phrasing! (Archer)
705. Service Duchess (Archer)
706. Petting me? No, please don't. Don't be like Scatter Brain Jane (Archer)
707. Protected by Nikolai Jackov (Archer)
708. Why can't you pet me? Because she said so (Archer)
709. We're going back to Fort Kick Ass after this trip (Archer)
710. Service dog of Excelsior (Archer)
711. Protected by Lana Kane, so don't approach us (Archer)
712. Protected by Sterling Malory Archer, DO NOT TOUCH (Archer)
713. Protected by Pam Poovey (Archer)
714. For fuck's sake, don't pet me (Archer)
715. Petting a service dog is pretty shitty (Archer)
716. It would be damn descent of you not to pet me (Archer)
717. I can't hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness. I save her life (Archer)
718. Distracting me is very dangerous, I am a cardiac alert dog (regular)
719. Don't be bitchy, I'm working (Archer)
720. No, you tit, you can't pet me (Archer)

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