101. We're heading to the woods (OUAT)💜
102. If you pet me, my handler will use a magic bean to send you away (OUAT) 💜
103. I only carry a torch for my handler (OUAT)💜
104. I've got her back (OUAT)💜
105. Protecting my Emma, back off (OUAT)💜
106. Bloody hell, don't bother me I'm working! (OUAT)💜
107. Don't pet me, luv (OUAT)💜
108. I quite fancy my handler (OUAT)💜
109. Approaching me without being told to is my dream shade (OUAT)💜
110. This doesn't belong to you, dearie (OUAT)💜
111. I'm her Excalibur (OUAT)💜
112. Camelot service dog (OUAT)💜
113. With me, everything's gonna be okay (EGBO)💜
114. Handler has autism (EGBO)💜
115. I'm her Duke (EGBO)💜
116. I'm the Matilda to her Genevieve (EGBO)💜
117. Handler needs space, don't crowd her (EGBO)💜
118. My handler knows I'm cute, leave us alone (Regular)💜
119. Handler experiences sensory overload (EGBO)💜
120. My training took two years (Regular)💜
121. Handler has plantar fasciitis and may limp (mobility)💜
122. If I'm sleeping, it's not an open invitation to pet. I'm still here for my girl (Regular)💜
123. She needs me, so do not ask to pet when this vest is on (regular)💜
124. Don't be Barb, no petting (EGBO)💜
125. Don't pet this mothafucking service dog (snarky)💜
126. Hey asshole, don't pet me! (Snarky)💜
127. Bitch, no you can't pet (snarky)💜
128. I help her with the blah of chronic illness (regular)💜
129. Dude, I'm in a store because I'm working for her (regular)💜
130. This is serious business, what I do (Regular)💜
131. Asking to pet me is like asking to use someone's wheelchair (regular)💜
132. Loud noises scare handler, please don't make them around her (misophonia)💜
133. Unless you're Colin O'donoughe, DO NOT PET (OUAT)💜
134. Unless you're Jennifer Morrison, don't pet me (OUAT)💜
135. Helping her through her story, valiantly (OUAT)💜
136. Handler is suffering from allergies, may not want to speak due to throat pain (allergies)💜
137. Alone? That's a problem, follow me (Regular)💜
138. Please, let me task for her and don't interrupt (regular)💜
139. No matter what, I will always find my handler and protect her (OUAT)💜
140. If I miss an alert, then you're at fault (Regular)💜
141. The honorable thing to do is not approach us (OUAT)💜
142. When my handler needs me most, I'm there for her (OUAT)💜
143. Don't make me put the Snow Queen on you, no touching! (OUAT)💜
144. If you pet me, you can go to hell! Go to hell and you die! (South Park)💜
145. Service Ravenclaw (Harry Potter)💜
146. Hogwarts Service Dog (Harry Potter)💜
147. I'm her patronus, let me guide her (Harry Potter)💜
148. Wizard in training (Harry Potter)💜
149. My service dog is a Hogwarts alumni (Harry Potter)💜
150. Pet me, and I will cast leviosa (Harry Potter)💜
151. I solemnly swear that I am helping her (Harry Potter)💜
152. Don't worry, I'm just a service dog (Harry Potter)💜
153. Pet me, my handler will throw a snitch at you (Harry Potter)💜
154. Pet me, my handler will cast aguamenti (Harry Potter)💜
155. Use your Ravenclaw knowledge to know what to do around me (Harry Potter)💜
156. I'm the Hedwig to his Harry (Harry Potter)💜
157. I am doing God's work (Christian)💜
158. What's coming will come, and we'll face it when it does (Harry Potter)💜
159. Don't pet me, you damn muggle (Harry Potter)💜
160. Don't touch my service dog, muggle (Harry Potter)💜
161. Don't make me get Hermione, leave me alone (Harry Potter)💜
162. Service Fluffy (Harry Potter)💜
163. Pet me and I will sic the house elves on you (Harry Potter)💜
164. Not today, Mugglefucker (Harry Potter)💜
165. Don't pet me! I don't give a Gryffindamn if I'm cute!! (Harry Potter)💜
166. I don't give a Hufflefuck do not approach us (Harry Potter)💜
167. I don't give a Slythershit if he's cute, don't pet my service dog! (Harry Potter)💜
168. I solemnly swear that I am up to saving my girl's life (Harry Potter)💜
169. Muggle in training (Harry Potter)💜
170. Keep calm and don't pet the service snitch (Harry Potter)💜
