651. Live long and suck it, don't pet me! (The Big Bang Theory)
652. Petting me is a serious breach of Wizarding law (Harry Potter)
653. Don't ask me to do a task, I can't perform magic in front of muggles! (Harry Potter)
654. Follow proper etiquette and you'll get some Cooper Coupons (The Big Bang Theory)
655. Kung Fu Service Dog (Kung Fu Panda)
656. I'm the dragon warrior (Kung Fu Panda)
657. I'm a member of the Furious Five (Kung Fu Panda)
658. I'm special because she believes I'm special (Kung Fu Panda)
659. We're working on mastering the ways of Chi (Kung Fu Panda)
660. AWESOME Service Dog (Kung Fu Panda)
661. My handler loves Lisa Parker puzzles (Lisa Parker)
662. My handler and I are a part of the Slug Club (Harry Potter)
663. Jeepers, it's wrong to pet me! (The Big Bang Theory)
664. My handler keeps emergency Germ X in the car (The Big Bang Theory)
665. I'm with the English guy (Fantastic Beasts)
666. MACUSA Service Dog, DO NOT PET ME (Fantastic Beasts)
667. You sound like a broke record, don't pet (Eric Church)
668. I love her like Jesus does (Eric Church)
669. You can't pet me so stick that in your sad song (Eric Church)
670. He's the livin part of me, so don't distract him (Eric Church)
671. My handler and I are the outsiders (Eric Church)
672. Only a desperate man would ask to pet a service dog (Eric Church)
673. Don't push my handler, she's a grown ass woman (Eric Church)
674. No need to complicate it, it's simple. Don't pet (Eric Church)
675. All you gotta do is leave us alone, and put a drink in my hand (Eric Church)
676. Service Buck (The Call of the Wild)
677. We're answering the call of the wild (The Call of the Wild)
678. Whaaaats happening, don't pet me! (Office Space)
679. Only no talent ass clowns pet me (Office Space)
680. Handler has a case of the Monday's (Office Space)
