Vampire Deku (abandoned)

M*neta Gets Yeeted

(A/N: what the title said😁😁)

Deku P. O. V.

Mineta was being a bitch.

Well he is normally always a bitch.

Just today went too far.

He wanted to touch the girls.

And so he did.

It was just a normal Wednesday morning, filled with the terrified screeches of a (g)rape and the angry cussing of a certain broccoli.

Mineta thinks that I will just stand by and watch while the girls are being harasses? Then he is wrong. 

Very wrong indeed.

If he believes that the rest of 1A will watch then he is also wrong.

"Come on! Let me just touch you!" He yelled.

The girls screeched and ran for their lives.

I personally don't blame them. I mean, who would willingly let a 1-foot-tall grape grope them while they just stand and stare? Definetly not me. (That was a spelling mistake) 

And it was also just plain annoying when he just sneaked up to them and tried to look up their skirts.

So, finally snapping, I picked him up by his stupid head, spun a few circles, and threw  him across the classroom.

It was very humourous.

I mean, he flew about 12 feet and landed with a crash onto a table.

Watching him die from humiliation was very funny.

I even got a laugh out of Kacchan and Todoroki-kun.

Wait.............TODOROKI-KUN IS LAUGHING???

Whoa......he looks so cute when he is laughing.....

Waittttttt what am I thinking?

OK Izuku, stop staring now.

Damn....he's soooo cute.....

Wait-My gay is showing.

The girl let out a loud "oooooohhhhhhh" and a few scattered cackles before it turned into full on applause.

Aizawa-sensei walked in at the exact moment, and he took one look at the scene,

At Kacchan and Todo-kun laughing

At the groaning figure of Mineta...

At the girls applauding...

And yelled

"A+ FOR TAKING OUT THE TRASH WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU TO,"

(a/n your probably disappointed CUS I wrote less, I'm sorry, its just school is really busy rn, and the homework is going 📈📈📈📈📈📈)