Wife: What would you do if I die? Will you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do
Wife: Then why won't you remarry?
Husband: Ok, I'd get married again
Wife: You would? -Hurtful look on her face-
Husband: -Groans-
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do
Wife: Would she use my gold clubs?
Husband: No, she's left handed
Wife: ............
Husband: Oh shit!
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RandomHey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and random things that are going through my mind. It will include random: quotes, facts, pick up lines, jokes, comebacks and much much more! ...
