Funny Fortune Cookie Answers

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Funny fortune cookie answers:

- Shame on you for thinking a cookie is a physic

- You need a mint. Like, bad

- Pigeon poop burns the retina for 13 hours. You will learn this the hard way

- Psst. Their being paid to love you

- Error 404. Fortune not found

- The waiter coughed on your food

- The end is near, and it's all your fault

- When nature calls, answer it before it goes to voicemail

- The fortune you seek is in another cookie

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