The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent

Hellspawns teachings

Marcus: If talking was an option then you'd have to do it at the very start.

Marcus: Using his example, if someone takes something then the time for talk is over.

Marcus: At least based on (Y/n) philosophy.

Anna: So if someone accidentally takes my eraser, you're saying I should beat them up?

(Y/n): Eh. If you already hospitalized the punk once, then threats work as well.

Anna: That's so mean for something so little!

(Y/n): It's the perfect response.

(Y/n): First, it's your eraser, then they'll get confident and try to take something bigger.

(Y/n): Your pen, then maybe your car, or even your vibrator.

Anna:(heavy blush) W-WHAT!?

Anna:(heavy blush) I-I-I don't have anything like that!!

(Y/n): I've seen it on your bed.

Anna:!?

Marcus: Go on~

Anna: Why were you in my room!?

(Y/n): Something about looking for you because of Dianna.

Anna: AAAGHH!

Anna:(sigh)

Anna: I-It doesn't matter... You saw wrong.

(Y/n): I didn't.

Anna: You did! You're wrong! And your philosophy is wrong!

Standing up, the angry stepsister of Jason stomps her feet as she leaves.

Marcus: Wow, you really pissed her off.

Marcus: Didn't think she could get that angry.

(Y/n): Who gives a shit.

Marcus: So did you really see her "toy"? I'd had pegged her as a finger lady.

(Y/n):....?

Marcus: What?

(Y/n):....

Marcus:... So, what now? Are you going to apologize to her?

Marcus/(Y/n): Pfffft HAHAHAHAHA!

(Y/n): Good one.

Marcus: Thanks. It was hard to keep a straight face while saying that.

(Y/n): Me, genuinely apologizing. Ha!

(Y/n): Ahh... Might as well finish the chat about why I'm so awesome.

Marcus: I'd join you, but my legs are too sore to walk.

(Y/n): Sucks to be you.

Getting up himself, the Hellspawn left in search of his stepsister.

To say he searched long and hard would be a lie. It took him 5 minutes to locate her.

Anna: Go away!

(Y/n): Fuck off. I do what I want.

(Y/n): Besides, we're not done talking about why I'm awesome as hell.

Anna: No rules, hurting people over the smallest things...

Anna: I don't want to live like that.

(Y/n): That's how I live. I ain't telling you how you should live.

Anna:!

Anna: Uh... Right...

(Y/n): And another thing. What's this about no rules. I have rules.