Elija Grimes sleeps with everyone he bumps into and even finds himself in bed with his three 'straight' friends. His actions have enormous consequences and it's questionable whether those are good or bad.
(Standalone)
Written: May 2016 - Jan 2017
I am at my wits' end. It appears that people just don't read author's notes, but please, I beg you, read this one so I can retain even a semblance of my sanity.
This book was originally a short story of 5 chapters. It was just a fun little short story, which I ended up liking so much I turned it into an entire book. But these first 5 chapters are a farce.
IT'S A FARCE, PEOPLE.
If you don't know what that is, it's a work of fiction that is intentionally written in a ridiculous and unrealistic way for comedic purposes. AKA, it's supposed to not make sense, and I wrote it that way because I thought it'd be funny.
For some reason, a lot of people don't pick up on that and send me entire essays on how bad the plot of this book is and why, and that nobody would act this way in real life.
I know, okay? I know. I've always known.
It's also one of my oldest books, which means it's full of cringe and bad grammar.
I knoooooowwww. You can laugh at it, but please do not send me corrections. You're just wasting your own time by writing those comments. I will not be rewriting this book. It's old. Let it be old. Go read my more recent work if it really bothers you.
(I only publish my work on P A T R E O N, W A T T P A D, I N K I T T, T A P AS, and L U T I O N A R Y, and my username is @ glynfrans on every social media platform I use. If you see this book anywhere else or uploaded by a different user, let me know, because that means it's been stolen.)
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