Phase 2 - Venom

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Author: Alright guys we've made it to Phase 2, the introduction of Venom.

Venom: Oh sweet, my origin story.

Deadpool: It's not really your origin story, it's more the next chapter of my story.

Venom: Fuck off! No it isn't

Deadpool: Yes it is

Venom: Isn't

Deadpool: Is

Venom: Isn't!

Deadpool: Is!

Venom: Isn't!!

Deadpool: Is!!

Author: Girls, girls you're both pretty.

Venompool: FUCK OFF AUTHOR!!!!

The author is visibly offended by the pair but realises something

Author: Hang on Venom since when can you break the fourth wall?

Venom: Years of being bonded to Y/N's annoying ass has taught me a few things.

Deadpool: Like how to be the literal funniest guy in the room.

Venom: More like how to be the biggest dick in the room.

Deadpool: Oh fuck you man!

Venompool have another petty argument between themselves as the Author steps in

Author: Please enjoy Phase 2 of Venompool..........Will you two calm down?

Venompool: FUCK OFF AUTHOR!!!

The author groans loudly in frustration

Author: Not even two phases in and I'm already at my patience limit with these two.

Author: Not even two phases in and I'm already at my patience limit with these two

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