Enji in the kitchen

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All Might - All_Lie
Eraserhead - Catzawa
Present Mic - Cockatoo
Snipe - Snape
Thirteen - Houston
Nezu - Tea_Rat
Power Loader - BobTheBuilder
Midnight - Not_For_Kids
Vlad King - Mosquito
Best Jeanist - DaddyLegs
Endeavour - Volcano
Hawks - Chicken/BirdBrain
Gang Orca - FreshMeat
Mt. Lady - Giraffe
Kamui Woods - Groot
Ms. Joke - Joker
Ectoplasm - Double_Trouble
Cementoss - RockingIt
Recovery Girl - Kissing_Granny
Miruko - Easter_Egg
Fat Gum - The_Yellow_One
Edgeshot - NinjaGO

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Volcano: I just set kitchen on fire

Easter_Egg: Wonderful

Chicken: MY WAFFLES!

Volcano: Waffles?

Chicken: I LEFT MY WAFFLES IN YOUR FRIDGE!

Volcano: Then they're burning now

Easter_Egg: I thought you don't like waffles

Chicken: But I paid for them :'(

Houston: Now that's sad

Volcano changed Chicken's name to "BirdBrain"

Easter_Egg: Fits perfectly

BirdBrain: Why u bully me

Houston: Cuz she can

Volcano: My kitchen is still burning

BirdBrain: Not now

Volcano: My kids are just watching from doorframe and recording it

Houston: Have you at least called someone for help?

Volcano: No

Easter_Egg: THIS

BirdBrain: GIRL

Easter_Egg: IS

BirdBrain: ON

Easter_Egg: FIREEEEEEEEEE

Houston: You need help too.

Double_Trouble: The heck is going on?

Houston: Endeavour set his kitchen on fire

Double_Trouble: This is third time this month...

Volcano: Problem?

Easter_Egg: No

Easter_Egg: But you should set whole house on a fire. That would be more fun

Volcano: I hate you All

Houston: What have I even done?!!

BirdBrain: C'mon Enji! You know you love us~!

Easter_Egg: That's gay ;)

BirdBrain: I hate you

Double_Trouble: PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

Volcano: I'M TRYING!

Double_Trouble: YOU'RE NOT TRYING ENOUGH THEN

Volcano: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO PUT THE FIRE OUT BUT IT'S HARD WHEN MY KIDS ARE JUST WATCHING IT AND NOT HELPING!!

Double_Trouble: THEY'RE KIDS! THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

Volcano: THEY ARE FUCKING ADULTS AND HAVE ICE QUIRK!

Double_Trouble: MAYBE THEY WOULD HELP IF YOU ARE NICE TO THEM!

BirdBrain: They act like married couple

Easter_Egg: Yes. Yes they do. And I love it

Volcano: THE FIRE JUST SPREADED INTO LIVING ROOM

Double_Trouble: I have to work work work work work :) The Bell just rang

Volcano: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE IDIOTS!

Easter_Egg: Excuse me?!

BirdBrain: Hey!

Houston: Firefighters are on their way

Houston: Just cool down ;)

Volcano: SHUT THE FUCK UP

BirdBrain: I have to go. Baiiiii

Easter_Egg: I got The villain

BirdBrain: I never said I'll catch the villain. I'm just hungry

Easter_Egg: Is there even a Time where you're not hungry?

BirdBrain: When I sleep :)

Volcano: You sound like a married couple

BirdBrain: Like a healthy couple should ;)

Easter_Egg: Boi u better run

BirdBrain: He won't find me

Volcano: I see you on that roof

BirdBrain: SHOOT

BirdBrain: MIRUKO HELP HE'S CHASING ME

Easter_Egg: Hahaha

Easter_Egg: No :)

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