A "Normal" Day in Class 1A

Confusion - Kaminari

Kaminari POV
I wake up to a weird alarm. "WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE". How did jay change. I look at the time to be sure it was changed. Omg I'm late! I get ready and run out of the dorms. The only time I didn't have my phone was when j went to the bathroom. The only other person in there was Mineta... it was definitely him. I see my boyfriend in the hall, "Hi Hitoshi! Bye Hitoshi!" I say as I pass him. He looks upset, why was he on the floor? When I get to class I look for my contacts, looking to call Shinsou to say a proper good morning... wait.. why are my contacts changed. Why are these my contacts?

Best Purple Boi
Depressed Purple Aizawa
Ice Ice Baby
Floaty bitch
Broccoli
Boobalicious
Boom Boom
Constant Dick Joke
Kermit
Headphones
Alien
Gorilla tape
Dadzawa
Sonic
Octopus

Weird. I only recognize a few. Since I'm already in time I'll call Shinsou. If Mineta was here I'd ask him if he changed them. I can't find his contact either. I cal Best Purple Boi but Mineta answers. I let him know he's late and he hangs up before I can ask him anything. Which one is Shinsou then? When everyone's here class starts. I wasn't paying attention, j was trying to find out who my contacts were. I texted "Someone changed my contact names. I think it was Mineta. I can't tell who a few of them are. Can you all do a roll call please." Iida was the only one to text back telling me to get off my phone. Well that didn't help. Then all the sudden Bakugou blew up the roof. I wasn't paying attention so I'm not sure why he did it. I see Hitoshi fall from the ceiling. Is he okay? Isn't that like 20 feet high? "You can't just explode the ceiling because your not out yet." Hitoshi says. He's so cute! "I'm gonna kill you extra!" I know he's just exadurating but I'd kill him if he touched either of my boyfriends! Well, on purpose that is. "Are you a ur e he's not your boyfriend!" Hitoshi asks. Who's he taking about? "He's not-" Bakugou starts. Hitoshi is so cool! I love him! And Monoma! Shinsou controls Bakugou and makes him sit on Kiri's lap. So they're dating? Nice. "Why didn't you take away his quirk?" Bakugou screams at Aizawa. "Because it's nice to see you get mad at someone other than Midoriya. Plus I need to let my son have fun once in a while." Wait, Aizawa's Hitoshi's uptight dad who doesn't know about us?! "Wait my boyfriends your son?" I yell to Aizawa. Oops. I said that out loud. "You didn't know that?" Everyone said at once. There's a word I'm for that. Edison? No that's moms Plummer. Hmm. Oh! Lunison!  Hitoshi was already gone when I looked back up. Aizawa stormed out of the room. I shouldn't have screamed that. "What are you laughing at nerd?" Bakugou yelled at Deku. He was laughing? "I'm just writing Down your weakness." Deku answered. "What I don't have a weakness!" He screamed. "Your weakness is Kirishima!" Everyone said in lunison. Bakubro is still on Kirishima's lap. We here Aizawa start screaming at Hitoshi upstairs. "Why didn't you tell me you were dating Picachu! I said NO. LOUD. BLONDES." Everyone in gearing range laughed. Bakugou headed back to his seat and Aizawa got back to our class. "You better stay after class Kaminari." Aizawa glares at me as I
slouch down into my chair. I'm going to die.

      ^Time Skip To After Class^

I go to Ojiro's seat and wait for my boyfriend. Hopefully I don't die. I see Hitoshi wall in the room then amidietly turn back around. "Hitoshi! Get your ass back in here!" Sensei yelled. "Sit down, both of you." He instructs. Does he not realize I am sitting down? Oh wait, I've been standing in front of Ojiro's chair since I came over to his desk. I'm stupid. I so down when I see Kiri drag Bakubro into the classroom. Why are they here? "Hey Mr. Aizawa. We just wanted to apologize for early- oh, sorry we'll leave, sorry!" Kiri says as he turns around. He apologizes too much. "You two stay." Aizawa forces. "Tch, why?" Bakubro asks as he sits down in Hagakure's seat, Kiri goes in Shoji's seat and Hitoshi is next to me in Aoyama's seat. "Because I need to embarrass my child more, plus you need to clean up the decaying ceiling. Not to mention you almost killed Hitoshi." Aizawa says. "It was only a chair leg." Hitoshi says. "You fell from the ceiling... but to me you fell from heaven." Oh wait, I said that out loud again. I should stop doing that. "Really? Right in front of my Bakugou?" Kirishima asks. So are they dating or not? "What?!" Bakugou screams. Man he can give a head ache to anyone so easily, and that's not even his quirk! "Nothing~" Kiri says. I still can't tell if they're dating or not... "do you guys need to sort out your feelings?" Aizawa asks. We all hear snickers from outside. They're probably ease dropping, and it was probably Mina and/or Sero's idea. Aizawa opens the door, I think class C is out there too. We all see Present Mic and All Might in the hall. "I don't even want to know." All Might says. I'm sure he gets the gist of what's happening. "Oh you finally found out!" Present Mic said. "You knew?!" Aizawa yelled. Oh no. I think Present Mic is Hitoshi's more laid back dad who knows. He has two pro hero dads?! I'm so dead. "Wow. Mr.Aizawa got to Bakuhoe levels of mad." Mina says. Haha. Baku-Hoe. Hah. "Alright, break it up you two. Shouldn't you kids be in your dorms?" All Might asks. "Nope!" We all say in lunison. "Alright I'm out." Bakugou says in a more clam manor as he picked up Kiri and jumped out of the window. Iida lectures them and Mina yelled something to them. I'm still stuck wondering How he didn't get cut. "What a day." Hitoshi says. It was weird, but not that unusual. "That's just a day in class 1-A!" I think out loud. I need to stop doing that. Everyone leaves except for the teachers and the Dekusquad. We were also joined by Hatsume and Midnight. Guess were cleaning this up. "We can help you clean up since Bakugou doesn't seem to be coming back anytime soon." I say. "You don't have too-" Aizawa starts. I think he feels bad about something, I just can't tell what or why. "We taught you well! Of course you want to help! That's what hero's do! And Hatsume, do you have any inven-" All Might says. That wasn't the best idea bet it might help. "Yes! You two are coming with me!" She grabbed Deku and Todoroki by the rusts and dragged them. Literally dragged them. How can she drag both of them? "I'll get the cleaning supplies... where's the cleaning supplies?" I ask. "I'll help you." Midnight offers. I think she offered. Maybe she's just going to help me writhed I like it or not... "Thanks." I say as we head out of the room. "The closet with supplies is by the lab so we can check on Deku and Todoroki. I have a feeling they won't be in tact if we leave them alone." Midnight says. "They lol be fine, Todoroki would protect Deku if he needed it. But Deku hangs out with Hatsume a lot and they're good friends. She would put them in harms way... on purpose." I say as we reach the closet. "No! I refuse! Just because I'm your best friend doesn't mean you can Skype whatever you want to me! Nope!" Deku screams from the lab. Me and Midnight give each other a look and head to the door of the lab. We see Hatsume holding up a skirt and Deku hiding behind Todoroki. "What's with the skirt!" Midnight asks. "It's one of my inventions. I made it for myself, I usually prefer pants but I needed it to be small and loose for the invention to work. It's similar to Uraraka's quirk. You press this button and who ever is wearing the skirt will float." Hatsume informs. "Then why don't you have Tsu it Uraraka do it?" Deku yelled. "Because they're shorter than me! It would work better for you anyway! You have the hips for it!" Hatsume argues. I mean she has a point. He does have the hips for it. "I mean your the most feminine guy in class... oh sorry, I keep saying everything out loud by accident...... but it's true. Plus I think your boyfriend would like it." I say starring at Todoroki. "Oh? How fun~" Midnight teases. Deku blushes to a beat red and Todoroki blushed a little, like he has little pieces of strawberry on his cheeks. "They're cute together." I say. "Very." Hatsume and Midnight say at the same time. Todoroki picked Deku up like a sack of potatoes and brought him closer to Hatsume. He definitely wants to see Deku in that skirt! "Put me down! Shoto! Put! Me! Down! NOW!" Deku screamed. "Oh~ there on a first name basis!" Midnight says, very exited like this is the most interesting thing she's seen all day. We all know that's a lie when she watched a student fall through the roof. Not to mention Aizawa getting mad at Hitoshi in the middle of class. "I swear to god Shoto if you don't put me down right now I will take away your noodle privileges for a week!" Deku screams. Todoroki whispered something in Deku's ear that made him stop squirming and give in. He whispered something back and Todoroki shook his head. "Oh~ don't worry, I won't look at your cameras tonight." Hatsume says. "You don't even know what we were saying." Deku says, still very embarrassed. "I might have mics on everyone's uniforms.." Hatsume admits. Oh god. Wait she also has cameras in our dorms. Oh god. "Do you always look at our cameras?" I question, now scared of her. "Oh don't worry, I don't look at that stuff. Doesn't interest me. I just know who your dating and who's bottom. Also, I didn't tell you, but Bakugou is bottom. Most of the time. From what I've gathered, but I promise I don't watch that stuff. Though some of your conversations are scary weird. I turn off the camera as soon as I think your about to.....Well, have sex." Hatsume said and I facepalmed and blushed. "Damn she came out and said it. What about Kami and Shinsou?" Midnight asks. That's a little rude, you can't just ask that. "They're complicated, mostly switch .... did I mention there's three of them?" Hatsume says. "Three!?" Midnight yelled. "Haha long story." I say, with a little more thinking behind the words. "Who is it!?" Midnight beamed, now she's really interested. "Um don't laugh but..." I pause making sure no one else is in hearing range. "Go on?" Midnight forces, eager for an answer. "It's Monoma." I answer and everyone else is in awe. "But he hates 1-A!" Midnight yelled. "Shhhhhh! Not so loud! Aizawa is mad at Shinsou as is. I don't need him even more mad. He also hates me even more now, last thing I want is him to know there's someone else he can be mad at." I say, looking at my shoes. I felt arms around me and looked up to see Midnight giving me a hug. "I pity you because you have to deal with Aizawa. If you were shorter I wouldn't have hugged you because of obvious reasons." Midnight says. "Haha thanks. You should really pity Shinsou for the lecture he's going to get. He's lucky to have Aizawa as a father. Even if he's strict, you can tell he really does care.  We may be brats, but we're his brats. And I'm glad!" I say, smiling wide. I am proud to have Aizawa as a  teacher! "Alright!" Hatsume clapped her hands. "Let's get going, we've spent too long here! Deku, please wear the skirt." Hatsume got in her knees and begged. "Fine Fine. Only because your in your knees. Also, Shoto, please put me down." Deku says. Midnights still hugging me, but I don't think she realizes. "No." Todoroki answers. Haha I don't know what to say to that. "Mei. Help." Deku pleads. "You know your father, I know him too! I can get his phone number in a few minutes and inform him of the situation. He won't care that your gay, just that you're a-" Hatsume stopped when Todoroki put Deku down. "Your great Hatsume!" I say. "Just call me Mei! We are friends after all, and I know so much about you guys!" Mei says. "Okay! Also, were you going to say Todoroki is a bottom?" I ask. "Hah yeah, I was." Mei snickers as Todoroki goes red. "We've switched! Once... we didn't like it..... so yeah... Don't tell anyone!" Todoroki yells, we all laugh and know Midnight will end up spilling. He looks directly at Midnight and says, "if anything gets out I'll know if was you, and I swear I will tell everyone about your affairs with Nezu!" Todoroki smirks. "I haven't had affairs with Nezu though?" Midnight says confused. That's plain cruel Todoroki. "They wouldn't know that." Todoroki continues to smirk as he turns around and realizes Deku is in his skirt. "Damn." He says then continues to say, "I didn't mean to say that out loud." I laugh and say, "That's been happening to me all day." I say. This time I did think about it! "Well beside the Aizawa thing, that was whole hearted! He was already like a dad to me but now he's stuck with me! Hah! But don't tell him I said that." Hatsume starts cracking up for some reason. Like she realizes something important. We go back to the classroom with cleaning supplies and gadgets. Everyone stares at us when we get in, they blush and laugh at the same time. "Am I the only one who's confused?" I ask