I really should get on with my homework instead of shamchat

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I was google.

This is a conversation between The TARDIS and Google.

The TARDIS: The TARDIS

Google: Did you mean: the tarsus?

The TARDIS: Nope, TARDIS

Google: (That's my autocorrect for tardis)

The TARDIS: :))) nope sorry

The TARDIS: I f****** ment Trenzalore

Google: did you mean: tardis

The TARDIS: Yes, let it go google, go home, you're drunk

Google: *goes on youtube and plays let it go*

The TARDIS: :))) do you wanna steal a TARDIS?

Google: Five search results for steal tardis.

The TARDIS: Yes? Which are?

Google: 1. I STOLE THE TARDIS! A Dr. Who anfuc

The TARDIS: Fanfic?

Google: ((opps))

The TARDIS: :)) google got it wrong? Nothing can help me now!

Google: 2. I WANT TO STEAL THE TARDIS! ISTT prequel

Google: 3. I GAVE THE TARDIS BACK! Sequel to ISTT

Google: 4. IM IN LOVE WITH THE TARDIS! Book three of ISTT

The TARDIS: :)) no, he didn't give me back! I'm still with him! I stole him!

Google: 5. HELP ME STEAL THE TARDIS BACK! Book four of ISTT

The TARDIS: :)))

Google: :))) as no search results. Did you mean: :3

The TARDIS: No, i ment: Rose Tyler, I...

Google: search results for Rose Tyler. Over 9000

The TARDIS: Yes, show the first 5 ones

Google: 1. Rose Tyler: Wikipedia result.

Google: 2. The doctor who wikia! Rose tyler

Google: 3. Rose Tyler X My pet dog. A Dr who fan fic

Google: 4. Rose Tyler for sale on Ebay

The TARDIS: This one is fucked up...

Google: 5. Rose Tyler images

The TARDIS: Eh... i want tennany o ebay!

The TARDIS: Tennant

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