Dracia: *ill*
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Dracia: *has to do the washing up before eating breakfast cause there's no bowls* *finishes washing up and realises there's no cereal but cornflakes and is the only person in the world that hates cornflakes* *eats toast*
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Dracia: *home alone with nobody but sister who's five years younger*
Sis: *walks in* there are two boys knocking on the door.
Dracia: ignore them.
Sis: *starts walking away*
Dracia: wait, stay in here cause if you walk between the space between our rooms they will see your silhouette and know someones in.
Boys: *stay there for the next ten mins then sped another ten mins apparently fighting each other*
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Dracia: *has to do the washing up a second time.*
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Dracia: mum, can I have the last slice of cheese cake? It's such a small slice and the plates really annoying me taking up so much space.
Mum: yeah, sure
Sis: but it's my birthday cake! *complains despite already having eaten 3 slices*
Dracia: *starts eating slice on the couch*
Sis: *siting next to Dracia and giving a speech on how much she wants to eat it*
Dracia: *saves a bit because she's a nice person and puts plate in front of sis*
Sis: ... what
Dracia: you want some cheese cake, right?
Sis: just a little bit *takes a pinch of biscuit from the base*
Dracia: -_- your complaining like that and when I actually offer you a bit that's what you take?
Sis: alright then *takes a pinch of jam (or whatever's on the 'cheese' part idk the anatomy of a cheesecake)*
Dracia: -_- *eats the rest* your so annoying
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Goo parts of the day: the fact that I discovered that going on youtube on my laptop means there's autoplay and I've spend the whole day in my awesome poncho-blanket-thingy-idk
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Understanding society
HumorDo you understand society, or not? Either way, reading this shall shatter any little understanding you have left, and it'll be going down Laughing with a capital L. See look it has a capital L.