Random calls from them

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𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮:

" Al, it won't bite, I promise! "
" GET THAT THING AWAY, CHARLIE! "
" AHHAHAHAHA!!! "

𝓥𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮:

" YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ANGEL, GIVE ME MY PHONE! "
" HA! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH! OH
SHI- "

𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲 𝓑𝓸𝓶𝓫:

" Oh man, that small? That's just pathetic, Ang..."

𝓝𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓽𝔂:

" * little singing *....oh-! "

𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 :

" Ugh, just sing ya fuckin' deer virgin."

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻:

" Is-is this thing on??? What does this d-"

𝓗𝓾𝓼𝓴:.

" H-hey, Y/N, * barf *. I coughed up a fucking hairball, HA! Don't tell anyone or I'll top ya tonight. Love you babeee, * barf *, ha-! "

𝓢𝓲𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼:

" GET BACK HERE YOU WHORESSS-"
* BOOM *
" HEY-! *SCREECH* "

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