please god give me the strength to write smth other than my au book please cmon i gotta write some oneshots too cmon PLEASE
Techno: I'm pan and confused.
Dream: About your sexuality?
Techno: Nah, I just never know what the hell is going on.
(a/n i actually hc ace panromantic techno but theres no way to say that coherently so yknow whatever)
--
Sapnap: George?
George: What?
Sapnap: You kicked me in your sleep.
George: Who said I was asleep?
--
Skeppy: Hey Techno, you wanna come hang out with us at McDonalds?
Techno: My heart says yes, but my anxiety? No.
Skeppy: Sorry, all I heard was "yes", COME ON LETS GO IN THE BALLPIT
Techno: SKEPPY MY ANXIETY SAYS NO
Skeppy: B A L L P I T
--
Wilbur: Dude, you're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.
Techno: Mhm, tell me about it.
Wilbur: I murdered Tommy last night.
Techno: I feel you.
Wilbur: Now that I have a taste for blood, I can't stop.
Techno: Been there.
--
Dream: Okay, I need a six letter word for disappointment.
Sapnap, not even hesitating: George.
George: Bitch what-
--
Tommy, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee?
Phil, walking by and taking away the coffee pot: What if you didn't
--
Dream: Hey George, you busy this Friday around 8pm?
George: No, I don't think so. Why?
Dream, ignoring the question: And you Sapnap, you available as well?
Sapnap: Nah, I'm free.
Dream: Wonderful! I'm not, so why don't you both go on a date without me, yeah? *leaves the room*
George: Did he just-
--
Techno, talking to HBomb after MCC: You know, I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it.
HBomb: And?
Techno: What do you mean, 'and'?
--
Techno: *yawns*
Dream: I guess being pretty is tiring?
Techno: You must be exhausted then.
Dream:
Dream: *attempts to hide blush and fails*
--
Phil: Name a way to be nice to others.
Techno: Don't stab them.
Phil: ..Setting the bar a bit low, but I'll allow it.
--
(lol im so sorry for this one)
Sapnap: Can you pass the salt daddy?
Bad and George: *reaches for the salt*
Dream: Well, here goes.
Techno: I'm surprised that I wasn't thrown across the table this time.
--
Bad: Sapnap, you're a genius!
Sapnap: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Bad: What, a genius?
Sapnap: No, Sapnap.
--
Skeppy: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Spifey: ..Thats not a lot of inches.
--
Bad: I'm cold.
Skeppy: Here, take my jacket.
Dream, noticing the convo: Techno, I'm cold too.
Techno: Well, what do you want me to do? Set you on fire?
--
Tommy: *breathes*
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up.
--
Tommy, tposing in the doorway: Good morning parental figure!
Phil: Good morning, problem child
--
Sapnap: D'you think that I could fit 20 marshmellows in my mouth?
George: ..You're a hazard to society.
Dream: And a coward. Do 30.
--
Bad: Why does everyone argue over being top or bottom? I'd be thankful just to have a bunk bed!
Finn:
Spifey:
Skeppy:
Vurb: I'm gonna tell him-
Skeppy: Don't you dare.
--
Dream: *loud sigh*
Techno: Whats wrong?
Dream: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes.
Techno: ..We're watching a movie-
Dream: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?
--
Skeppy: Hey Techno, did you see the present I left for Bad? It's gone missing..
Techno: Like your parents?
Skeppy:
Skeppy: Dude.. :'(
--
(texting in a gc)
Skeppy: You know, if you put "violently" infront of anything to describe your action, it makes it 10x funnier!
Sapnap: violently studies
Bad: violently bakes
Vurb: violently farts
Techno: violently murders orphans
Dream: violently worries about that last comment
--
Phil: Everythings going to be alright.
Wilbur: How can you say that?
Phil: Because sometimes, when things get bad, denial is all we have
--
After Tommy gets an injury of some sort:
Tubbo: Why would anyone want to hurt Tommy?
Wilbur: ..Maybe because they met him?
--
yeah </3
thats all i have sorry aaaaaaaaaaa
i am writing a story of its own (its called ballad of the blood god, and its a dreamnoblade story) but like,,,,,,, wow my hands really dont want me writing oneshots :pensive:
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