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Wilbur: So, out of pure curiosity, can people breathe in an active washing machine?
Phil: ...
Phil: Where's Tommy?
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Mega: I never forget anything. Name one time I forgot something.
Skeppy: Just last week you left me in a Walmart's parking lot!
Mega: That was on purpose, try again.
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Sapnap, playing the violin:
George: Do you take requests?
Sapnap: Uh, sure?
George: Stop.
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Bad: Ok, Dream, let's say that Sapnap and George are walking on the street infront of your car. What do you hit?
Dream: Well, they're both annoying, but George is my boyfriend, so-
Bad: You hit the brakes, Dream. You hit the b r a k e s.
Dream: *kettle noises*
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George: Hey, sorry I'm late, I was.. doing something.
Sapnap, slamming the door open: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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A6D: You know, I'm not doing all that well.
Bad: Why?
A6D: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Skeppy, walking into the room: Hey guys-
A6D: Oh look, there it is again.
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Zelk: Out of curiosity, how high was I last night?
Mega, signing: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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George: Why would you give Dream a knife?!
Sapnap: He felt unsafe!
George: Yeah, well now I feel unsafe!
Sapnap: ...
Sapnap: Do you want a knife too?
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Dream: *getting on one knee*
George: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Dream: *clutches his stomach and falls over*
George, with a deadpan expression: The poison's finally kicked in.
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F1nn: Beauty is in the eye of whoever looks at me.
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(During MCC)
Wilbur: Shut up.
Tommy: I wasn't saying anything-
Wilbur: You were thinking. It's annoying.
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Sapnap: Dream, do you like George?
Dream, sweating: No?
Sapnap: Then why do you write G+D everywhere?
Dream: It stands for guilt and death.
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