im so mad bc i have a chapter in mind but i just cant write it for some reason
good news tho my friend @technomaid started a new dreamnoblade story and its about a circus so go read it (also i cowrite it heehee
just go read all their books cause theyre great lol
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Techno: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Dream, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Skeppy: You know, it's really muggy outside today.
A6d: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Skeppy, sipping from a bowl:
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[ when he loses Techno in the store, to a worker: ]
Phil: Have you seen my son?
Phil: Surprisingly tall, pink hair, pink eyes.
Phil: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.
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Dream: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.
Techno: ..What baby?
Dream: Me. I'm the baby.
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George: Allow me to play a song for you all.
George: It's called, "My life so far."
George: *takes a deep breath, bangs the cymbal*
George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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A6d: Say yes to drugs.
Bad: Say no to drugs!
Skeppy: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs.
Skeppy: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're on drugs.
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Dream: George died of natural causes.
Sapnap: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF A ROOF!
Dream: ..Gravity is natural.
--
Phil, to a friend: You know, Techno's at the age where a boy only has one thing on his mind.
Friend: Girls?
Phil: Murder.
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George: Why are you naked?
Dream: I don't have any clothes.
George: Yes you do, you've lots. Look, you've got this hoodie, this turtleneck, hi Techno, these tights-
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Techno: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Phil: Thats not how it works, Techno.
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Tommy: I hate it when people ask me "What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" Like. Bold of you to assume that I've reached peak dumbass
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Bad: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
A6d: Killed without hesitation.
--anyways.
im sorry lol i just dont have any motivation left in me
on the bright side tho lukes working on his (long overdue) skephalo chapter p2 so look forward to that ig
- a4.
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