Let Go || Muke

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Luke: what kind of coffee does Beyoncé drink?

Luke: All the single lattes

Michael: why

Luke: why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Luke: cause the "pee" is silent.

Michael: fuck you omfg

Luke: you'd love to

Michael: I would tbh

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Up there is my little baby ayyyy

Question: what do you get asked a lot?

People usually ask me if I'm Russian or American. Like I understand American bc I'm Canadian and to people from like the other side of the world we sound the same but where tf do u get Russian