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Michael: take all ur chemistry, math, biology and etc, jokes and barium.

Luke: HEY THATS NOT NICE

Michael: u know whats not nice

Michael: remember the first time we did the do

Michael: and u didnt prep me

Michael: and i was bottoming for the first time in my life

Michael: the pain i felt after the sex

Michael: thaT WAS NOT NICE

Luke: oops

Michael: shove that oops up ur ass

Luke: how about i shove my dick up yours

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Go to your iTunes and press shuffle, what's the fifth song that pops up?

Mine's 'Holy Image of Lies' by Sum 41 (ayy my babies)

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