Marcus:... Why is hospitalizing someone your answer to everything?

(Y/n): Why is fantasizing about women the only thing you do?

Marcus:...

Marcus: So where can we find this scar.

Leona points behind them towards a bank.

Leona: Scar is going to rob it today.

Marcus: How do you know?

Leona: Because the people at Gin know each other's schedules, so we don't overlap and screw ourselves over.

(Y/n): Hey, isn't there a pizza place around here?

Leona: Do you only eat junk food?

(Y/n): No, but I can tell you do.

Leona:... You wanna fight?

(Y/n): Yes.

Before (Y/n) could hospitalize Leona, Marcus got in between the two.

Marcus: Here's some money, (Y/n). Now you can go by that pizza you want and not hospitalize the sexy lady.

(Y/n): Not convinced.

Marcus: We still need her.

(Y/n): Right...

Grabbing the money, he wanders off in search of pizza.

Marcus:(sigh)... Now I need to withdraw some money.

Marcus: Come on.

Leona: Why do I have to come?

Marcus: Because (Y/n) would kill me if you escaped.

Leona: Ugh.

While (Y/n) was on his epic quest for pizza, the two entered the bank to withdraw some money.

As they were about to leave, several men in masks broke into the bank with guns.

While everyone began panicking, the armed men forced everyone to the floor.

Marcus: Fuck! What are we going to do?

Leona:(shrugs)

Marcus: Come on?

A man then walked in with a ventriloquist dummy.

A man then walked in with a ventriloquist dummy

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The puppet began talking.

Scar: Now listen here! Stay on the ground and make sure you don't call the cops or else I'll blow your brains-

Phone: What's your emergency?

Marcus:(whispers) I'm in the middle of a bank robbery...

(Bang)

Marcus: AAAHHH!

Scar shot Marcus's phone then pointed his guns at him.

Scar: Big mistake...

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