[Shadowhunter] Preferences

#74 Drunk message he/she sends you

Raphael

"Hey my very beautiful bloody queen/king, would you mind putting the pizza in the oven before I come home?" Some minutes later: "Wait, I don't eat. I meant the blood. Could you put the blood out of the fridge?"

Alec

You're with Raphael, aren't you? STUPID RAPHAEL YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY LOVE!

Jace

*voice messages, full of panic* "The ducks! They follow me! Help! SOS! Emergency!"

Meliorn

"Do you know what? I am sooo drunk right now. But do you also know something else? I can't stop thinking about you. Where are you? I want to cuddle."

Isabelle

"Baby, where's my whip? I think I threw it into a river. Do we have a river here in New York? I don't remember."

Maia

"I want chicken nuggets. Can you bake me some chicken nuggets?"

Magnus

*voice message* "I've gone blind, Y/N. All i can see are silver specks." *Catarina in the background* "Magnus! You put glitter in your eyes. Of course you only see silver specks."

Will

Ducks aren't that bad... are they? Yeah they are, actually. Ignore this message. They're satanic.

Jem

I'm lying on the grass in the park and its cold, but I can see a cheeseburger in the sky so its all goooood :)

Jordan

WHERE DID YOU PUT MY FENDER? Me and Simon want to play Baby Shark for the crowd. Also, can we get Chhndinswe takeweey (translates to chinese takeaway. Jordan loses the ability to type when drunk)

Tessa

Pweeeeease don't leave me for the fruit seller. I wuuuuuuv you lotds!