"Seiji. What the hell?" Keishin commented, obviously hearing that.
"No-"
"HAS KIYA GOT A GIRL AROUND!" I heard Tanaka yell.
"Oh my god. Am I on speaker?"
"YEAH! WE HEARD THAT VOICE!" Noya called.
"Go onto a video call right now Seiji." Keishin said in a stern tone.
I sighed before pulling the phone away from my ear and accepting the video call. Whilst I was connecting, I turned to the side to see a smirking Satori leaning against the wall.
'You fucktard.' I muttered to him.
"Seiji."
"Keishin, it's not what it looks like."
"So you don't have a girl over? You know, I let you stay off to recover, I didn't expect this kind of behaviour-"
"OH COME ONNNN!" I groaned, "I'm not you old geezer, I bet you pulled that move a few times."
"Baby~ why aren't you telling them the truth~"
"Satori you're dead when this call ends." I shot.
"Satori- oh fuck-" Keishin said, the realisation obviously hitting him.
"Oh my god, its not a chick it's a dude!"
"He slept with a dude,, look at him go-"
The team were egging this on. "YOU GUYS! No. No no no-"
"Yes,, it was such a fun night~"
"Do you want breakfast you dickwad?"
"Yes."
"Stop it."
"Fine."
"Keishin. Need I remind you, you're the one who sent this dumb ass to me to be my nurse."
"Sorry Seiji... the guardian instincts kicked in."
"So he didn't have a one night stand??" Tanaka commented.
"NO I DIDN'T!" I groaned, "Keishin asked my friend to come over to take care of me. Needless to say this sense of humour comes with his dirty mind." I explained.
"You guys should really stop jumping to conclusions." Suga sighed.
"Apologise." Ennoshita scolded the two.
"W-we're sorry-" they whined.
"Yo-" Satori put a peace sign up in the frame before walking off behind me to get a drink.
"Anyway.... you guys should head back to practice."
"Yeah-"
"But I wanna talk to kiy-"
"Practice."
"Finneeee~"
"Right... sorry again. Stay safe, make sure he doesn't over work his knee Tendou." Keishin said.
"You got it boss." He agreed as he appeared over my shoulder.
"Byeeee~"
Call ended
"You really are a true fucktard."
"You love me though."
"God knows why."
"Don't deny it." He blew a kiss.
"Fine. Now budge it, I'm making breakfast."
"HUHHH!! DO WE GET THE BIG BOY COMBO?!"
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Learn to fly {Haikyuu x maleOc}
FanfictionKiya Seiji, nephew to the coach of Karasuno. After moving to Miyagi, starting Karasuno a few weeks into his second year, he makes an appearance on said team. He's got the speed, the jump power, the strength and smartness for the game - there's only...
