✓ | DON'T LET IT BREAK YOUR HEART! larry stylinson one-shots!

the "meet my ex-boyfriend" video!

LOUIS.[grinning to Harry, sarcasm (and a bit of pissy-ness) in his voice]
Well that's what that TMZ article told me, so it must be true!

HARRY.[cupping Louis' face in his hands as he kisses his nose, starts laughing as he pulls away]
We all know that TMZ is never wrong! All though I think I also saw a similar article on ENEWS!

LOUIS.[grabs Harry's hand, kissing his knuckles, laughing a bit into it]
Bloody hell, ENEWS too! I'm so behind on our lives!

HARRY.[giggles happily, as he teases Louis]
Maybe you should be more active on Twitter than!

LOUIS.[straightens up a bit, moving away from kissing the knuckles, yet he still doesn't let go of Harry's hand]
Look who's talking, Mr. I can create a whole fake island for a music video, but can only log onto twitter to promote Watermelon sugar merchandise!

HARRY.[casually replies, laughing at Louis' jab at him]
Why am I marrying you asshole?

LOUIS.[Louis raises his hands in fake defence, not being able to hold back his smile]
I have no blimming idea, you were the one to say yes, I just got down on my knees for you!

HARRY.[Harry jumps up, finally realizing what they had just done]
Louis!

LOUIS.[Looks at Harry, trying to figure out what has happened, until it clicks for him, both now having a same look on their faces]
Harold!

HARRY.LOUIS.[the two look at the camera, smiling happily, as Louis lightly squeezes Harry's hand]
Haha...Surprise!

CUT

LOUIS.[he is driving the car, before they stop due to traffic, taking this opportunity to go on a profuse rant]
So...I guess the cat is out of the bag, Harry and I did not break up. Thank you very much TMZ & ENEWS! While we are on the topic of that, you can also stop sliding into my fiancé's dm's. I'd be very much grateful for that CouCou!

HARRY.[gasps, not expecting this comment from Louis, but still, he can't help, but giggle to himself]
Louis!

LOUIS.[dramatically places a hand across his chest, turning towards Harry as if he was ready to start a monologue]
What? I'm just letting the world know that you are completely of the market! Harry Styles single? No, Nein, Njet, Ne.

HARRY.[a smile cracks on his face, his eyes filled with fondness for the man next to him, before he pulls him in for a short, yet very sweet peck]
I love you!

LOUIS.[he is practically glowing, completely forgetting about his amazing monologue]
I love you too!

HARRY.[he mumbles as they pull away from the kiss]
Louis in editing is going to hate us!

EDITING LOUIS.[sitting in front of the laptop in casual lounge where, at this point, it's nighttime and this part was probably filmed on a MacBook camera]
Blimmin' hell! I should really hire an editor! I however still love you Hazza!

EDITING HARRY.[the brunette is laying across the floor, his head in Louis's lap, you would be able to notice him if he didn't get up a bit to kiss Louis' jaw]
I love you too LouLou!