Epsilon6666: I will shoot that sweat jar out of your hand! Put that bullshit fukcing pussy ass thing down!
Ligers: Ignore him Ruby also I put five hundred Lien in that so pretty much we can swear the hell we want!
Ligers said with an evil smile.
Ruby: I did not think this through.
Epsilon6666: Hey don't ignore me!
View zapped him and went back to his place.
View: Silence!
Ligers did what he was told and sits next to Epsilon holding some soda, popcorn, and candy.
Ligers: Can we please watch the universe now?
Epsilon summons two flasks and tosses one Qrow
Epsilon6666: Let's begin!
The screen turns on and reveals an overpass, where a man in a red suit was dangling his legs over the edge where he is seen drawing with crayons while Salt-N-Pepa song Shoop was playing from the red suited man Walkman next to him.
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop baby!
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Um, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie
If looks could kill you would be an Uzi
Or a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
The music then stops as the red suited man turns to the viewers.
Ruby: Why is the guy in the Red Suit looking at us?
Epsilon get sup and moves to the corner of the room, grabbing a shotgun
Epsilon6666: Just in case.
As Epsilon said that the red suited man starts talking to the people in the theater.
Red Suited Man: Oh! Oh hello I know right. Whose balls did I have to fondle to get myself to be stared in this chapter. Well his name rhymes with Pepsi and Lawn and let me tell yeah he got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under as well as his green hair friend who rhymes with Tigers."
When the red suit man said that both Epsilon and Ligers got up from their chairs.
Epsilon: God dammit I swear, imma go all Boomstick on your ass! Ligers you can be Wiz!
Ligers: Sure also shut it Jaune! Also there was no ball fondling!
When Ligers said that everyone just looked at the screen.
Yang: That's Jaune damn! Also why are you yelling at the screen he can't hear us?
When Yang said oh man she was about to be proven wrong.
Jaune: Actually I can hear you Goldilocks and also call me Deadpool also hi mom, hi dad, hey sis.
The now named Deadpool said as he was waving at the people in the theater.
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
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