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Random Thoughts About Myself

They say if one door closes in life, ten other open so be patient. I say If one door closes, OPEN IT AGAIN. It's a door. That's how it works.

If you have an opinion about me, raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Whatever you're doing, give your 100% (unless you're donating blood)

My doctor asked if I had a stress test, I said yeah, I do life.

You know how we smack some things to make it work better, like TV remote or something. Wish I could do that to people.

If your girl says "do what you want", DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. I REPEAT. DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Just stand there, stop moving, stop blinking, stop breathing. Just play dead for safety.

If robbers ever came and searched my house for money, I'd laugh and search with them.

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing.

Looking at your best friend and saying: If you do it, I'll do it with you. The look is epic.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera.

If stress burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. Can you believe it!?

Okay, try this...

1. Pick a number between 1 to 99

2. Multiply it by 2

3. Add 8 to it

4. Divide it by 2

5. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?

Humans are stupid. They cut trees, make paper and write 'Save trees' on it.

Note to self: Just because it pops in my head doesn't mean it needs to come out through the mouth.

Sorry, I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I'm sorry for my misbehaviour, for calling you 'stupid'. It's my mistake.. for pointing it out like that.

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