Me: *typing on iPad*
S: Hey, Fantasy (not my real name). Look.
Me: *looks up* What?
S: *has a pool noodle over his area*
D: *has other end of noodle over his...spot*
S: Is it normal for D and I to share a weewee?
Me: O_O *scooting away*
S: We got surgery.
Pie: *laughing like crazy*
S: We share a weewee.
Me: I see that.
5 minutes later
S: I'm hugging my weewee.
Pie: Give me your weewee.
S: Don't touch my weewee!
Me: Oh my...
Pie: *still laughing like a maniac*
D: WEEWEE!
S: My weewee's hollow...and green.
D: *grabs pool noodle and throws it at me*
Me: AAAAAHHHHH!! I DONT WANT YOUR WEEWEE!! *throws it back*
~*~
My family's normal, right?
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The Boredom Book
RandomJust what the title says. Full of randomness. Who would wanna read this?
