Me:
hey so i was wondering when we can meet
pendejo:
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pendejo:
is this a dream?
pendejo:
I shall never wake up if it is
Me:
enough drama
Me:
I only want to get rid of you as soon as possible
pendejo:
don't ruin my moment of happiness
pendejo:
this happens once in a lifetime
Me:
what, me texting you first?
pendejo:
indeed, in other words, our feelings are mutual.
pendejo:
true love some may say.
Me:
pfft
Me:
do you actually believe in that trashy fantasy?
delusional alien:
and you don't?
delusional alien:
true love and soulmates exist
Me:
any evidence to back up your argument?
delusional alien:
yes
delusional alien:
us for example
delusional alien:
(ノ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ
Me:
( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
Me:
( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
Me:
( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
delusional alien:
what's that supposed to mean
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Texts from a stranger
RomanceA short story about a guy and a girl that accidentally picked up the wrong phone. <fluff warning> the story grows mostly by text messages. 11/07/2020: Published 24/07/2020: 100th rank on short story ( omg what, i'm---hdfjhsdfb)
