Unknown number:
hi
Me:
hello, who is this ?
Unknown number:
how does it feel...
Unknown number:
...to have something that is not yours?
Me:
what do you mean?
Unknown number:
simple, that little thing that you are holding is mine.
Me:
ah so you are that weird dude from the airport.
Unknown number:
haha, i'm amused , so you actually remember me and still did this just to get my number
Me:
did WHAT now?🤨
Unknown number:
oh please , spare me the pretend-to-be-innocent act
Me:
wait, do you really think that I stole your phone to get ur number
Me:
lol I'd rather steal a mint flavored gum 🤤
Unknown number:
sweetheart , I'm just stating facts here, and also your gum taste is weird.
Unknown number:
although stealing is a very unique way of flirting tbh
Me:
Oh , sweetheart, your intelligence levels are scaring me
Unknown number:
well thanks for noticing 😏
Me:
They are so low i'm afraid you can mistake a flirt from an insult
Me:
never mind, you already did that so 😗
Me:
and I may know why you dislike mint flavor
Me:
cuz u lack judgemint
Unknown number:
Thank you for showing me how bad jokes can get , for your sake I will hide it from my talented humor
Unknown number:
+if your goal was embarrassing me , well that failed ( like your love life)
Unknown number:
😗
Me:
my eyes block bitchyness , can you repeat that please
Unknown number:
smooth , unlike your life
*you blocked this contact , thereby no further messages can be sent by it*
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Texts from a stranger
RomanceA short story about a guy and a girl that accidentally picked up the wrong phone. <fluff warning> the story grows mostly by text messages. 11/07/2020: Published 24/07/2020: 100th rank on short story ( omg what, i'm---hdfjhsdfb)
