As the giant chicken was running up the steps Jaune managed to grab onto one of the Chicken's legs, causing the giant chicken to fall down. The giant chicken quickly got back up only for Jaune to repeatedly punch him in the face pushing the giant chicken back until the giant chicken started to use his beak again.
Blake: Wouldn't that hurt the chicken too? If he's really a man in a suit wouldn't that just be like head butting Jaune?
Ligers: Actually Blake, that's an actual giant chicken.
Neptune: Wait a minute, wait a minute! So there's no Faunes but there's just random giant chickens!
Ligers: No dumbass theirs also anthropomorphic animals as well.
Neptune looked at sun.
Neptune: I have so many questions!
Sun shrugged at his friend.
Sun: Does it matter? It's not like we'll see any of these Jaunes again right?
(That kids is what we call foreshadowing)
Epsilon6666: Famous last words. All I gotta say.
Ligers: Roadhouse?
Epsilon shrugged and looked back at the screen
Jaune manages the upper hand once more and continues his barrage of punches at the giant chicken which Jaune boxed him into the railing where he then punched the giant chicken so hard, that the giant chicken fell off the bridge and onto the street.
But luckily for the giant chicken he managed to land on the top of a truck which the giant chicken gave a false smile at Jaune and waved away from the angry blond.
Ligers: Lucky ass chicken am I right?
Roman: That thing should have died long ago!
Pyrrha: He just fell onto traffic! That's very lucky!
Ligers: Girl did you not see him land on the truck?
Pyrrha:smiled sheepishly.
Pyrrha: Well he basically fell into traffic, almost!
Ligers: Like I said before, lucky ass chicken now let see what the giant will do now friend will do now?
The giant chicken then sighs as it was all over until he sat up and turned around which his face changed to a look of pure shock and horror as Jaune somehow was on the next bridge away from him.
Jaune then runs from the other side of the bridge and leaps off it, landing on top of the chicken which both of them started to roll on the truck.
John: Son you better not die! I'll kick your ass if you do!
Juniper: John! Language!
As the fight was going on everyone smelled chicken and saw ligers was eating a bucket of chicken.
Ligers: What?
Epsilon walked over to Ligers.
Epsilon6666: You trying to give me a piece?
Ligers then nodded and gave Epsilon a drumstick.
Epsilon6666; Legend. Now back to the battle!
Jaune was on top of the bird again and started to punch him over and over until the bird grabbed Jaune's fist, mid punched and began to punch Jaune in the face over and over.
Ligers: Damn reversal!
Ozpin: well, how the tables have turned.
Qrow: Actuallyyyyyyy itzz how the turns have tabled you white haired weirrdoo, why is the world spinning?
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The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc
FanfictionThe title says it all Read at your own risk, most of the early chapters are riddled with typos and inconsistencies as well as small details I remedy in later chapters . For the best experience I recommend starting closer to then end of the book.
The giant chicken
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