Randomness Cus Why Not (Part 2)

swimp 12

"shrimp"
"are you a srimp lilly?"
"swimp"
"i like to eat swimp"
"laElEe"
my cousin is here so ur getting her quotes
"lae lee, you wanna cum over here and sit on this l a p? want some of this c an-dae?"
(lae-lee = lilly = my irl name)
*realizes*
"LIE-LIE!!" (= lilly, again)

people would call me that like in some disney movie if i was like some shy girl that said they saw someting (like an alien or some shit) and they're like "lilly, more like lie lie" *they fist bump and cat walk away with their friends giggling* *shy girl starts crying*

me and brother at the same time: wHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM????

so basically me my borther and my cousin, (leeann) are doing that one word story where we write a story and we each say one word, you know? so here we go

1: The tiger ate a chicken nugget for the bungalow and the giant penis was watering the giant vagina when you sucked on my big carrot and faced his giraffe and his penis said "Wow, don't suck the big tiddie" so, we came over the bridge and felt poking on my butt, so YouTubers came over YouTubers to have sex with my brother, but they left it hanging down a well, so in conclusion, penis is juicy.  

2: Photos are delicious, so they can read air without any penis in my coochie and flash their tiddies at Trump, but he said "Make babies great again and remember hot candy can show your nudes at your wedding."

(Now just me and LeeAnn)

3: The little penguin said, "Eat my potato skin and suck bamboo penises" he ate many crocodile penises to require himself a wifey and a big fat dildo, so after dark he decided that he would steal condoms from his sisters mom so then he used them all up on his sisters monkey who can eat a banana and is gay and likes to fuck himself in his owner, in every banana there is a lot of cum and salsa and iron and fat and juicy seeds. 

4: My dog said he wanted to eat his own eyeballs because he liked the taste, and wanted to feel what power it could give to the homeless, so they could eat all the ice cream and see his dong shlong. 


okay thats it

anyway

my cousin just told me to search up gamer girl condoms, should i be scared?

okay bye