so I casually wrote this in the gc
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Once upon a time, in a whales ass far far far away, this gay bitch woke up feeling gayer than normal so she went to go buy a Starbucks to seduce the gays but then she walked in and all there was where fucking fISH and so she asked "WHERES MY LESBIANS" and then she remembered OH SHIT IM IN A WHALES ASS so she ran out the fucking Starbucks and slipped and fell on her face and slipped into a coma and the whale fucking died so everyone fucking died, merry Christmas
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he's asking what pan is lmao
"you like girls, boys, trans, nonbinary, everyone is cute and i wanna fuck the world" -me
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my boyfriend is denying liking guys this is funny. I fEEL THE GAY IN HIM. HE LIKES ME, HOW IS HE NOT GAY. HES A SWITCH IM
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anyway
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im totally not pan as well.... -cole
what? -his friend
hE WANTS TO BANG YOU -me
no not him -cole
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I CANT EVEN WITH THESE TWO
IN THE SAME VC
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so they're at each others house and im at Lili's and snufbf4niwes
crackhead energeeee
VOUS LISEZ
Randomness Cus Why Not (Part 2)
AléatoireHeyo!!! So I wanted to make a part two for certain reasons so deal with it. Read the other one first though. Ready to get super weird?
