Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts, and Marauders Oneshots

Remus

I let out a groan as I heard my mother yell at Sirius for the tenth time today. I heard the phone go off and I picked it up and smiled.

"Hi daddy." I said happily.

"You still call dad, daddy?" Sirius asked with a laugh.

A smirk appeared on my face as the person on the other side asked if I was still there.

"Yes Remus, I'm still here."

Sirius' eyes went wide and I continued talking to Remus.

"Moony! You bastard!" Sirius yelled as he grabbed the phone.

An hour later we were at the park and Sirius was saying Moony betrayed their friendship.

"He is so dramatic." I said as I set on Remus' lap.

"He is Sirius." Remus said as he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Siri are you don't yet?" I asked with a groan.

"No! I am not done yet! How could you be fucking my sister!"

"I'm not fucking her." Remus said as he shook his head.

"Yet." I said calmly.

Cue another hour of rants from an angry older twin brother.

"Want to sneak away?" Remus asked in a whisper.

"Yes." I said calmly.

He nodded his head and we snuck away. We made it to our hideout and I smiled as Remus started to kiss me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer. He let out a chuckle and deepened the kiss.

"And another thing- get off my sister!" Sirius yelled as he bathed into the room.

I let out a groan and climbed off of Remus.

"Padfoot you are a cockblocker." Remus said as he glared at him.

"I am when it's my baby sister!"

"I am 13 minutes younger you piece of shit!" I yelled as I kicked him out of the hole.

"I don't give a damn!" Sirius yelled as he tried to crawl back into the hole.

"That's it, I'm getting the hose." I said making Sirius run away.

"You can have her!" Sirius yelled as he ran away.

"He is definitely part dog."

"No doubt bout it." I said before I went back to kissing Remus.